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    Metro's Bullets Make A Better Currency

    I am suddenly intrigued by the idea of a Metro/Persona 4 combination of a game...
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    Gravity Crawls

    Gravity Falls is pure awesome. The episode where they go looking for the creature in the lake makes me laugh no matter how many times I've seen it. I swear this cartoon makes my DVR worth every penny (although if it goes to DVD that would likely be a lot cheaper - but weekends aren't time for...
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    How to Make Neverdead Better

    I think you need to combine the head-throwing idea with a Portal gun - the resulting antics would be pretty epic.
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    UPDATE: Play.com Leak Reveals New Grand Theft Auto Coming to the Vita

    Come on, Monster Hunter! Please? PLEASE?!
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    First Mechwarrior Tactics Screens Hit the Hexes

    Not to sound like a heathen, but is this PC only or will there be any console/portable love for this title?
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    BioWare Supports Beleaguered Writer

    See, the nice thing about The Escapist is that it is where the grown ups come to discuss things. As of my post there is NOT ONE SINGLE COMMENT AGAINST THIS WOMAN. Who are you talking to? Are you just insane?
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    Planescape Creator Has "Kickstarter Fever" - UPDATED

    I have a better idea: how about we give money to a KS project for them to build us an ISO/turn-based game construction kit? Then we can make all the games and tell all the stories we want to (and even start KS projects of our own). You want the next Planescape/Fallout-looking deal? Write it then...
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    Capcom Unveils Bizarrely Compelling Bar Menu

    Even better dude: in Monster Hunter Freedom Unite you actually *hire* feline chefs to cook for you. If you cook the right food it gives you bonuses and skills in your next quest; the wrong food gives you penalties. Did I mention that it is the best game ever? IT IS THE BEST GAME EVER...
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    Postal 3 is Coming For Christmas

    Add me in there as having read "Portal". Crazy psych-tricks and mind-ninjas I tell ya.
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    Joe Danger is Extra Dangerous on XBLA

    On one hand, I feel like us PS3ers ended up financing the shiny new-and-improved XBox version, which isn't so great feeling. On the other hand, this gives them more money to keep making more games, which is a good thing. I'll choose the less cynical second hand; the more people developing indy...
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    Canadian Politician Okays Copyright Violation Because Nobody Cares Anyway

    This is all well and good until you and your device full of "your" music enter an airport. Then all bets are off...
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    Trailers: Abba: You Can Dance - Announcement Trailer

    You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind...
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    Founding Father of Games Journalism Passes Away

    Yikes, I remember reading *my* copies of EG when I was a kid... If I tried hard enough I bet I could still find some of them at my parents' house. R.I.P. Bill Kunkel and thank you for the many hours of awesome reading that you blessed me with as a kid.
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    LucasArts Creative Director Slams "Viking" Dev Culture

    Why on Earth do people think this only happens with game development? Our QA department is almost a 50/50 split male to female, yet our development departments are 99/1 (and that is a literal split actually; one female developer). You can't hire people that don't exist, no matter how much...
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    Jack Tretton Promises PS Vita Will Be Focused on Gaming First

    There is an SD card slot; for some reason Sony likes to confuse people to the fact that the games don't ship on an SD card, but the console indeed HAS an SD slot.