Recent content by CarbonEagle

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    Game Theory: Why Video Game Movies Suck!

    I think that the best way to turn a video game into a movie would be to take a game with lots of lore or in game history (mech warrior, elderscrolls...) and use that to flesh out a story that has a few paragraphs in the game.
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    Criticize Your All Time Favorite Game...HARSHLY

    Far Cry Trigens - They run around a corner, jump at your face and kill you faster than you can unload a clip into their face. Rocked Shooting Trigens - They blow up everything (including you) while you proceed to empty all the ammo in your gun into their face before they die. The part...
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    Help me find a new outlet for open world PvP.

    EVE Online. The game pretty much centers around pvp. Yeah you can mine, or do missions, but thats just so you can afford a pvp ship and go kill someone. Also in 00 Space there are wars so epic and huge they sometimes crash the servers. And to top it all off the leveling system allows new players...
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    Poll: Your view on parents spanking their children?

    This is just the first step on the road to insanity. First you cant spank kids cause some parents beat them. Next you cant lecture kids cause some parents yell (which is apparently just as damaging as beating). After that you cant give them timeouts cause someone locked their kid in a room for a...
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    Poll: Would you play an RPG that hides stats from the player?

    While most everything in life can be quantified, you don't see people going around saying "I'm a lvl 10 human with 5 strength" because there is no standard of measure and nobody is going around measuring that stuff. The numbers are hidden IRL and that's what this thread is about. Not getting rid...
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    Skyrim Weight Inaccuracies

    First of all we assume that at the beginning of the game you aren't that strong (eg. how much could a sickly mage carry) so you can carry 100lbs maximum, which using Skyrim's standard unit of measure is 300u therefore a sword that weighs 9u actually weighs 3lbs and now everybody's happy. You...
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    Poll: First or Third-person view in Skyrim?

    First Person, unless im walking around town talking to people. Then I prefer third but I dont do that often.
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    Extra Punctuation: What Is the Matter with You People?

    I have to disagree with the comparison to killing children being like raping them. The comparison could only be made if the children were making provocative poses tempting you to rape them like they do with bratty remarks tempting you to kill them. Come to think of it a satisfying alternative...
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    What are the problems with Steam?

    The games are too damn cheap and I over spend. I still haven't played all the games I bought last Christmas. Its a little laggy sometimes. Especially the in-game UI. If your internet goes down offline mode probably wont kick in so you are stuck with no steam games. If you turn offline mode on...
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    Ways that Oblivion is superior to Skyrim

    Well I dislike that the UI got even more consoley... Why cant bethseda just give PC's their own PC optimized menu system that works nicely with a mouse. I cant imagine its that difficult. The dark brotherhood storyline is better, but the individual quests aren't quite as good. While you still...
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    CoD is a very good game, we wouldn't be discussing it if it wasn't.

    I think it gets dissussed because lots of people like it and there are people who disagree so it gets bashed. The only one I played was MW2. I thought the singleplayer was so boring I couldn't even finish it (Theres only so many times I can walk into an area, shoot 500 guys and then walk to the...
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    Love, why can't you find it?

    Well I can tell you its not all lost. My (now) wife pretty much DID stamp "I like you" on herforhead (It was actually on her msn pic), at which point after sitting there wondering if it was pointed at me, I asked her, leading to an awkward conversation resulting in me having my first date :P
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    Looking for a good, simple, gaming mouse

    I would have to recommend the logitech G5. Its a good solid mouse, custom weight, decent dpi, dpi +- buttons, 5 button mouse, clicky scroll wheel (I hate the smooth ones too). The buttons have a very nice click so you know when you press them just make sure you use it away from sleeping people...
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    Has anybody else ever backtracked a generation?

    If ive been playing games for nearly 20 years, does going back and playing games I used to play count? If so, yes, all the time. I love the old DOS sidescrollers like Duke Nukem, Commander Keen and Bio Menace :) Its nice to see people picking up gems of the past. I wish my wife would do that...
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    The most obscure game you own.

    Sunage RTS. Its obscure for a reason. Dont get it. its glitchy and has been done better by EVERYONE! The only part i found interesting was that you couldn't choose which specific unit to shoot, only where your units moved and could prioritize unit types.