Recent content by Carthight

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    Zero Punctuation: Duke Nukem Forever

    This is one of his best reviews yet.
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    Zero Punctuation: Spiderman: Web of Shadows

    Don't worry Ben, you're as chaotic neutral as it gets.
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    Zero Punctuation: Far Cry 2

    What the hell happened tom your accent??
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    Zero Punctuation: Guitar Hero World Tour

    *snickers* Well, that's good new for me. Now I can tell my brother I will get Guitar Hero on the agreement that he foots half the bill. Are they really both so similar? Tis sad, tis sad. . . Oh well! Live long and prosper you bitter Yahtzee you!
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    Zero Punctuation: Dead Space

    Meh, I watched my bro play it. Creepy enough at first, but then if got dull. The Dryer Boss was kinda weird though. Monstah alienz designs were about as creepy as I expected them to be. Ugly buggers. Because Isaac didn't talk, I couldn't feel anything for him. If he did, his dialogue would...
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    Zero Punctuation: Metal Gear Solid 4

    Psycho Mantis is actually one of my favorite villains! Seriously though, by the time you get to MGS 4, wouldn't you already assume by the time you get to the "new game/load" screen that there is going to be a psycho somewhere making a Metal Gear, and that you should probably kill this person...
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    Zero Punctuation: The Orange Box

    A bit late in coming, but I must agree that there is virtually nothing bad you could possibly say about the game Portal. Though I suppose some people might, MIGHT want to ***** about the whole "homicidal AI uses you as their personal guinea pig in an environment subtly caked over with the...
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    Zero Punctuation: Metal Gear Solid 4

    How do you do. Long time viewer, first time replier. You are awesome Yahtzee, and the review you gave for Portal is funny. That being said, I never actually played the MGS games, though I have viewed a number of coughgaycough cutscenes and read that novel they pumped out last year or so. Despite...