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I played the demo last night and despite the fun, explodey intro which looks really nice as the fembo'ts plan of ramming speed and nothing afterwards goes predictably tits up, However, after being killed a couple of times by a flying starfish, I decided this game is not for me. I feel like it...

Well, I was going to talk to you about the demo for Vanillaware's new tactical RPG and tell you how it is gorgeous to look at full of their usual guys and girls in really heavy looking armour. And big breasted magic users who are wearing their pyjamas. The main game is the the tactical RPG bit...

*nervously clicks* Awwww, that's cute:)

I'm still upset that Lara Crofts breasts no longer look like they'd impale you if you gave her a hug. Actually, I don't care about any of it. I'm just adding to the post count so this gets to 10 pages to make others happy. Also, bloody hell, I went looking for images of Lara. I didn't expect...

I played the demo a couple of weeks ago and really liked it. But I'm disappointed its not really an RPG as I was getting some slight Skies of Arcadia vibes from it. But I've read that it takes about 15 hours to beat, so decided it could wait until it dropped in price a bit. Also, I was hoping...

I can't remember if it was the first game I bought on launch, but I do remember getting Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask on launch. I think before that, it had been cheap older games. Wait, no...I think I got Resident Evil 2 on N64 on launch a couple of years earlier. Forgive me, I'm old and...

I lost all interest in this game when I found out it was a multiplayer game. Why am I not surprised its a live service too? Hard pass. I would just like a good single player pirate game that doesn't have Assassins Creed attached to it. Or a Skies of Arcadia remaster.

I remember when I was a kid in infant school, I couldn't have been much older than 5 or 6 and we got taken out of school because some minor Royal was going to pass through the town I lived in. I remember standing around for what felt like forever and then a car drove past and I got taken back to...

So my brother got me this for Christmas and I beat it last weekend and got the plat for it. It has a really easy platinum trophy, though I did have to look up where the Science Award was because my aging brain forgot where Miles stashed it at the end of his game. That's a point, I need to go...

Probably the same as every year. Not to add to my baclog and actually clear some of it. Thankfully it seems that isn't much coming out that interests me. Final Fantasy 7-2 and the Paper Mario 2 remake if that comes out this year. Though if Baldurs Gate 3 and Sea of Stars get physical releases...

Fucking hilarious. My ghost would probably die laughing at the stupid people.

The last game I played in 2023 was Spider-Man 2. It will also be my game played this year. My first new game will be Persona 5 Tactica. And after that, who knows? Maybe Born of Bread or maybe Everspace 2.

Better than shooting at people.

I always try to look out for cyclists, but people painting all cyclists as being innocent of accidents is just wrong. The amount of times I've seen cyclists jumping red lights like the highway code doesn't apply to them. Or the time a cyclist has just cut in front of me or across me and just...

I have a better idea than gun control that is never going to happen because people with micro penises will never allow to happen. Give every citizen in the USA a free bullet proof vest and maybe a helmet too. Sure there will still be a few deaths, but at least the innocent people stand a chance...