Recent content by cavalerie

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    Piracy, Not Consoles, Killed the PC Exclusive

    Ah fuck me, not the Titan Quest bullshit again. Look it was a shitty Diablo clone, that came out waaaaay to late to capitalize on the Diablo bandwagon, and that got little to no publicity. What the fuck did they expect ? Sure the piracy thing is bad, but sometimes your game just sucks. Deal...
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    The Big Picture: Skin Game

    What ? Are there still people that believe PETA wants to help animals ? For fuck's sake, I live in a small country in Europe and I knew that.
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    Extra Punctuation: Shooters of Yore

    Cheer up man, Saint's Row 3 is coming. And by the look of things that game is going to be ridiculously fun.
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    Escape to the Movies: Green Lantern

    Is anyone actually surprised this movie is bad ? Apart from Bob I mean.
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    Zero Punctuation: The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings

    Way not to have an original thought in all that wall of text. Do you think Yahtzee will be aware you're kissing his ass ? As for this review, I'm sorry but I can't take the opinion of someone without attention span or basic mental functions seriously. Also you're blatantly lying (or just...
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    The Big Picture: PC Gaming Is Dead - Long Live PC Gaming!

    I just lost all respect I had for Bob. I don't know what happened (maybe his Windows crashed and he's not smart enough to reinstall it)that made him go on this rant, but this is the most ignorant piece of shit I had the displeasure of hearing in a few years. Sorry Bob but PC gaming is not...
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    Say goodbye to used game stores (and video rental places, and libraries....)

    But on the other hand, outside the US, you can't rent games. Also games cost a lot more.
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    Zero Punctuation: Alpha Protocol

    Not to mention that in the cutscenes where you menace or interrogate people you are holding a pistol even if you don't have one equipped. I finished the game 3 times, and every time I went with a different character build and choices. The gameplay is quite flexible, you can play it as a...
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    Zero Punctuation: Alpha Protocol

    I was expecting a lot more bile for this game. It's good to see that Yahtzee isn't a pillock like the rest of the reviewers, that said this game was shit because it wasn't ME2 (which it wasn't supposed to be anyway).
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    Review: Alpha Protocol

    Not a lot, more than other games on PC but not that many. It usually loads (and stutters) when there's a branching path in the level, or when you reach an area that closes up to you after you cross it (like elevator doors, or big gates, etc). Can you do an install on the PS3? If so, you...
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    Review: Alpha Protocol

    But even the AI isn't that stupid on the PC. I mean don't get me wrong, it's bad, but I don't recall enemies not shooting me when I was above them. Also the visual glitches are minor (like some textures overlapping on you character). It does however stutter when it loads a new part of the...
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    Zero Punctuation: Mass Effect 2

    I'm surprised Yahtzee missed the occasion to rip into the dick move that Bioware made with the DLC. You know giving you a handfull of weapons in the game and then trickling weapons and armours with the DLC. Oh and the driving sections are coming back in the next major DLC. This time we'll be...
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    Poll: Dragon Age: Would you become a grey warden?

    Not really. I'm not very fond of the dying horribly from the taint and not be able to do shit about it.
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    Character Creation/ Customization and what it is.

    A good character creator would be one that allows you to tweak as much or as little as you want to. It should offer players that want to get into the action a quick way to do so, but also a longer way filled with stats, skills, perks, character background story customisation for the big brainy...