Recent content by Cheeco88

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    Movie Defense Force: Wild Wild West

    Waterworld, and now Wild Wild West. Two of my favorite, 90s movies. I love you, Jim Sterling.
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    Offer a new twist on an overused concept.

    My twist on Pokemon: Allow the player to smack the other trainer every time they use a health potion three times on the same Pokemon, desperately attempting to keep their favorite alive.
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    Indiana Jones vs Han Solo

    My Satanic Rituals always take longer than they should.
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    U.S. Congress Shelves SOPA

    I never would have thought Barack Obama would have saved the internet. OH HO, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, NICE TIMING.
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    The New Shiny Escapist

    Honestly, the first time I saw the front page, I literally thought my net had a hiccup when loading it and everything was trying to display itself in code everything. Then I took a closer look and puked. Then I went to pretend the site was back to normal every time I've come back.
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    Zero Punctuation: Demon's Souls

    I was absolutely thrilled to see Yhatzee review this game since I thought he had passed it, and I wanted to hear him ***** about it. I figured he'd do OK though considering the ,"bewilderingly easy boss fights" of Ninja Gaiden 2 didn't seem to bug him that much.
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    Your MMO is a Joke

    So sorry if you like your MMOs to make absolute sense and be so HARDCORE like teh bist gam evarZ, WoW, but it's a comic book MMO. Wait, do you see this? Wow, people actually having fun! *GASP* You know, fun, that thing you're supposed to have when playing video games. And excuse me if I don't...
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    Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

    Best. Poem. Ever.
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    Zero Punctuation: The Conduit

    This game sounds and looks like ass. And if people are seriously saying it looks as good as any PS3 or 360 game, they seriously need to be shot.