Recent content by cheesemaster

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    What do ye fellow escapists think about guys and long hair?

    Used to have it long, shaved it all off when I joined the army. On the downside going to concerts and headbanging doesn't feel as satisfying. On the upside it's easier to get a job, and chicks dig it.
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    Stolen Pixels #52: Guide to Building Cities in "Persia"

    The poem was insanely funny.
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    What do you do instead of playing video games?

    Play more video games. GOSH.
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    How to spend two hours

    Get onto steam and download the buggering thing then, what the heck are you waiting for?!
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    How to spend two hours

    Go play Portal again. Pros: - Fits perfectly into two hours - Puts you in a better mood - Is fucking awesome Cons: - Can lead you to say very strange things to hew about your relationship being a cake
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    Stolen Pixels #12: The Economics Lesson

    I'm honestly surprised Shamus lasted until SP#12 before bringing up his favourite topic. That's not an insult - from reading his blog for a couple of years, I know that if anyone can pay of DRM in a manner both accurate and hilarious, it's Shamus McLaser.
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    Halo 3 Beats Out GTA IV, Portal, Wii Fit For Edge Innovation Award (Keep this mature)

    All I can say is: LOLWUT Best hope this is a trolling attempt.
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    Did I do that?

    Using the recently-updated Flamethrower in TF2, I used the air blast to reflect a rocket coming at my face. I didn't notice where it went, but it ended up killing two enemies so I must have done something right.
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    Which game would make a good MMO/RPG?

    Splitter: No, I completely agree. Have you checked out 420chan's /po/ board? They've been discussing such a possibility lately.
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    What's YOUR zombie escape plan?

    Copypasta'd my answer from a similar (in fact, identical) discussion: "The local military base is probably my best bet too, and although we're far from the best equipped base we have a good hundred odd rifles and twenty odd machine guns plus a few 66 sets (disposable one-shot RPGs), so all...
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    Stolen Pixels #8: Just Between us Girls

    Heh, the comments at the side were even funnier than the actual comic.
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    The most beautiful sight in a video game

    The very final moments of Half Life 2 Episode 1, as you're speeding away from the city.
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    152: Identity Of A Decade

    I'm sorry, but I'm forced to disagree with this. Obviously we aren't really looking at the 00's retrospectively, because we're living in them. But there will be plenty of opportunities for the children of people who are teenagers now to look back and facepalm at us. You could point to the...
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    Zero Punctuation: Painkiller

    BioShock already had a magical hand that shoots lightning. No shurikens though...
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    Improvements for Mass Effect 2

    Hey, how about having no half-year wait and no shitty, shitty DRM AIDS for the PC version? That's make Mass Effect 2 great in my book.