Recent content by chefassassin2

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    Help me not be petty.

    I think a small dose of pettiness can be a good thing to help "fuel the fire" in a way. As a cook, I've had to improvise dishes on the fly. The trick sometimes, is to use something you've done before, and use it as a springboard. I've had to cook against others, and their dishes have kicked...
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    Escapist Cooking Article? What do you Think?

    Personally, I'm for it! Always up for hearing/discussing new ideas, recipes, food theories, etc!
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    What is your profession?

    Chef, baby. Chef. I'm pretty much a MacGuyver/mad scientist when it comes to food. I cook as one giant science experiment, and seem to do pretty well at it, I might add.
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    What do you wish they would still make?

    Because it's effing terrifying? Seriously, I'd be afraid that demonic looking thing would bite me back. Granted, I'd still try it just because it's chocolate and biscuit, and my sweet tooth is out of this world, but stocking it on a shelf. It's be like an army of little smiling Necronomicons...
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    the small things that have been ruined for you

    Mello Yello. I got really sick in high school, and couldn't eat for at least 2 weeks. Lost a ton of weight and muscle mass. The only thing I can remember consuming specifically the day I got sick was Mello Yello. Haven't touched a drop of it since, even though it used to be my favorite...
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    If you had wolverine claws...

    I'd have to say that the style from the movies would be my personal choice, though I'd actually much rather have Sabretooth's claws from "X-men: Origins". That would be absolutly pimp I'd think.
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    weirdest thing anyone has asked from you

    I was working at a restaurant a few years back and and order came back for a medium-well steak. So I cooked the steak, sent it out and a few minutes later the server came back and said she screwed up and he wanted a medium-rare steak. She then looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Can you...
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    If you were stuck in an elevator with a video game character...

    Mmmmmmm... Big Sword.... OT- I gotta say, I think maybe the Secret Apprentice from Force Unleashed. I don't know particularly why, I just think if anybody started any crap when the doors opened, I'd want him on my side. That and I'd see if I could gank his busted-up lightsaber from him...
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    The first video game weapon you ever used!

    I'm fairly sure the first one I used, or at least the first one I remember, using was my shoes or my fists. Ah, Mario, so simple and gratifying. No Gravity gun or weird looking knife thing for you. You're as old-school as they come.
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    Spider-Man No More

    Ok, I just have to say, once again, I will hold off on knee-jerk reactions and wait to see if the reboot's any good. Personal opinion, I'm not holding my breath, but I'll hold off judgement for the time being. If they make it "Ultimate"-style, I'll think for now that it could be good...
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    Poll: whats your job?

    Chef, best and really only job I've ever had. Getting paid to play with food, fire, and sharp objects. Couldn't sign on fast enough!
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    disgusting on paper, yummy in your tummy.

    A burger with bacon, jalapeno, and american cheese, with a fried egg, hash-browns, and peanut butter. Yuyup, peanut butter, hash browns, and a fried egg on the burger itself. So, so, so, so good.
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    Light-Sabers

    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lightsaber I'd say check this page out. About halfway through the article it gives a few variations of the traditional lightsaber, maybe it'll help jumpstart some ideas for you.
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    Your most loved TV series that never made it more than a season (or two)

    Screw it if it'sa a cliche, I want more "Firefly"!! Though "Pushing Daisies" comes in at a distant second. Poor pie-maker.
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    Poll: Doctor Who isn't very good (My opinion) DO you think it is?

    Personal opinion I think. Personally I love the show, started watching and got hooked on the ninth Doctor. Warming up the the tenth more and more. I think it['s one of those shows that you just have to overlook the glaring discrepincies between reality and fiction. After all, if one can...