Recent content by chiggerwood

Keepetclassy. Seriously the fact that Gabriel Morton is not well known just makes me sad. Aaron Costello is fine, but Gabriel is the heart and soul of Keepetclassy; he is funny as hell. Don't believe me, just watch.

Ah man, I forgot about Hobo With a Shotgun. Thank you!

Alright escapist, I'm really damn bored and want to watch a movie as described above. The bloodier and gorier and more brainless it is the better. Thanks a ton and a bunch. P,dot S,dot Zombie movies, Dead Pool, the evil dead series+remake, the Robocop series+remake, and anime need not apply...

Please God let this have wood paneling.

You can talk about what you're going to do all you want, but it's a lot better to just stay silent until something's sewt in stone. I mean, I don't constantly talk about getting a third penis grafted to my thigh, I'm just waiting for my insurance to approve.

Why the hell isn't Spec Ops: The Line on this list? A scene where you lose a finger in a sub par horror game makes the cut, but the most genuinely disturbing scene in all of gaming history is left out? I swear, I feel like I'm the only one who remembers Spec ops: The Line.

That is the single most exquisite line of bullshit I've ever heard. I was a customer of G2A until recently and all of that is a lie, and they fucking know it. It is amazing how audacious this lie is. They're still charging for G2A Shield and it's over three dollars at this point and none of the...

Yeah, but that was the year brought up by OP. Hell I remember lurking in 2008. I swear, you'd see a half to a full dozen users banned in just about every thread, and the Neo badge was a rarity worthy of being bragged about. I think that's what attracted me to the site. How the users respond...

*leans back in rocking chair* 2010? Those were the days! The discussions had meat on them and there were videos aplenty. I even remember when abandoned threads were flooded with spiderman pictures, people made a big show of leaving by forcing a ban, and even when the thread "The Artist In Thee"...

A girl with a close haircut wearing a three piece suit gets me worked up more than lingerie or nudity ever could. Seriously Annie Lennox in the sweet dreams video is the single hottest human being in existence. Hell Annie Lennox in general is hot as hell, but not in a 'jerk off to her' sort of...

Hell yeah! Outlaw Star is still as awesome today as it was back in the year 2000.

Um... Hooray? Yippee? So fucking what? I never minded the newbies. Most of them were just people discovering a new site, and it looks like the old curmudgeons chased them off the law- No, not a lawn, a park. You chased them out of a park, a public park, because for some reason we have become...

My dad (who is a Vietnam vet; this is important) once taught me the best ways to kill a guy with a knife.

I understand keeping a long story short, but there's a story here that needs to be told. Also, just curious, does your worship band ever sing Tom Wait's "Come On Up to the House"?

I see a few former Christians on here and really, I used to believe in %100 of the bible, but as I meditated on it and learned of the lost gospels, and how the canonical Bible came to be I came to believe that the Bible as we know it know was never supposed to be, was most likely never supposed...