Recent content by chimmers

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    The Devil and Corvo Attano

    I knocked out the three dudes and placed them sleeping soundly on a random balcony or dumpster. Violence is sometimes the answer but so long as you are caring about it it's fine. Like how my father would beat me with a book then tuck my unconscious body into bed.
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    Benicio Del Toro Signs On For Multiple Marvel Studios Films

    I really hope his character dies in the first film and then only appears in flashbacks. Just so this news doesn't get in the way of any perils his character might face.
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    Stealth Bastard Seeks "Less Profane" Name for PlayStation Release

    Cynical but very clever, never really heard of it before.
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    Britain Dates the Golden Year for Gaming

    It's more than most adverts use in their claims anyway. Also, Mario's nose has not aged gracefully.
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    Valve Deal Awaits IGF 2013 Finalists

    Shrek? What...?
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    2013 Release Planned For PS3 Skyrim DLC

    My girlfriend is squeeing the house down right now. Thank you for working it out Bethesda! Smiley face
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    Humble Android Bundle 3 Adds First Bundle Games

    I missed the first two due to having a tiny bank balance at the time and not owning an Android phone. 3 days after getting one they give me the bundle and now this. Bumping up my donation :D
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    TEA

    Anything so long as it's made correct. Sat for a good few min with barely any milk Sugar if it's been a bad day Tea is the best tea
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    Ignorant fools!

    I envy this man, I currently have 20 tabs open in a different window...
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    Manchester England Police Tweeting Every Distress Call Today

    The preferred term is Police Service. Force sounds too aggressive.
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    New $100 dollar bill design.

    As long as it looks different to the rest of the notes then yey good idea. Looks quite snazzy. Still don't like USA money. Seems like toy notes, they're all the same size and colour. Strange folk
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    New British Prime Minister Takes office just moments ago! + Live updates of details of agreement

    You do realise that every single Prime Minister is unelected don't you? Also if the Lib Dems have given up PR I am very disappointed
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    Modern Warfare 2 Players Log 200,000 Gameplay Years

    You sir, are purple I respect that
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    Modern Warfare 2 Players Log 200,000 Gameplay Years

    Sorry to add to the monotony of the comments but - wow, that is goddamn impressive. If only Steam would let me play the free weekend I might be adding to that...oh well
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    Poll: Burger King, Simply The Best

    Fuck that song, but McDonald's is way cheaper so I stick with them