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Remember when a budget of 50 mil was already considered excessive?

TARGET ANALYSIS MATCH CRITERIA NETFILE 342-589 MISSION PROFILE CONNOR, JOHN ERROR KENNEDY, LEON *************** HGHT 234654 453 30 WGHT 654334 450 16 HAIR 245261 865 26 EYES 453666 786 46 GEND 382856 863 09 DIST 356878 544 04 FACI 664217 985 89 BILD 254346 956 32 POST 453666 786 46...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/sen-mitch-mcconnell-hospitalized-spokesman-205743446.html Really Mcconnell? On President Trump's birthday? You selfish piece of shit!

It's not even innovative. The Nintendo DS could do that back in 2004

The one we can't post in? Yeah, I noticed.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/pr/2026/06/12/forbes-declares-elon-musk-as-the-worlds-first-trillionaire/ 1 million seconds is 11.5 days 1 billion seconds is 31.7 years 1 trillion seconds is 31,709 years

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clywv23m3vyo Ok, how did they do that without getting caught?

Because there's also someone holding up a card with a bunch of my personal info on it.

I have this medical app on my phone that keeps track of a bunch of my medical info like appointments, prescriptions, reports and all manner of documentation. And I was looking through it to see if it also had a list of all my medication, since I was running out of a bunch of it, and it would be...

So instead of drug traffickers, they basically killed illegal immigrants? That's ok then, those are also criminals destroying the US.

https://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/2026/06/11/parts-of-pentagon-locked-down-in-hazardous-materials-incident/90508198007/ How rude, it was just Hegseth's homebrewn hooch.

They're going to do 1st party exclusives. But also multiplatform. But also 3rd party exclusives. They're going to be a platform. But also a publisher. Recommit to Xbox. And fire a bunch of people. You know what would be nice? Clear messaging. What is Xbox? What is Xbox going to be? But nah...

TL;DW: it was the decline of retail due to the shift to digital. I mean, yeah, makes sense.

Fueled by that corpo doublethink of simultaneously hyping up AI as the best thing ever and you should use it for everything, while turning around and saying you can't trust it for shit. But not too visibly, of course. Speaking of...

Yes, but alas, they have more important things to do.