Recent content by Chis

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    Zero Punctuation: Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

    Not the best Stevie Wonder piece, but Yahtzee still gets points for using it. And Gold. EARLY Spandau Ballet were pretty good...
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    Zero Punctuation: The Witcher

    Well done, you're living up to your forum tagline.
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    Zero Punctuation: The Witcher

    Sooner or later you'll all grow out of it and realise that this just ISN'T FUNNY. Granted, this is the only faux pas Yahtzee has made thus far, but it's still a big one.
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    Zero Punctuation: The Witcher

    So what? When you get near a point, make it.
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    Zero Punctuation: The Witcher

    Fallout 2 is where? I only see this comment about Planescape Torment: here the hell did you get the impression that I liked Planescape Torment? That, too, I found boring and couldn't get further than the first world Which he deserves a kick up the arse for, but for now I'll let him off...
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    Zero Punctuation: The Witcher

    Another excellent review, convinced me not to bother with The Witcher and just give Fallout 2 and Planescape: Torment more time instead. This was only let down by featuring one of the worst bands to come from America. The Offspring are the worst kind of emo-rock/grunge, not that there is...
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    Zero Punctuation: Crysis

    The only quibble I have with this review is the dire choice of music. Weezer are dull, interminable alt-rock for the unimaginative, and Electric Six are the worst kind of joke band - i.e. they're not funny, never mind the fact that they can't write riffs for shit. Otherwise, I pretty much...
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    Zero Punctuation: Crysis

    Rockin' the DS, as it happens: http://www.boulder-dash-rocks.com/
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    Game with the best music

    You're all wrong: all suggestions here beaten thoroughly by both Thunder Force 3 & 4, Ys Book 1 & 2, Ys 3: Wanderers Of Ys, Castlevania Dracula X: Chi No Rondo (PCE), and both the Cold Storage and licensed soundtracks for the FIRST Wipeout. Oh, and Cyberwar. Try and dig THAT one up. Oh, and...
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    I need some new music!

    Someone close this thread... there are far too many metal fanatics on this board.
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    Zero Punctuation: Silent Hill Origins

    I just had a word with him. He says you and the rest of the emos can go first. Call it natural selection. Hell, I'll be sure to mention you all at the next Darwin Awards. :P Be honest, you're a chauvinist. Anyway, Silent Hill 3 had a magnificently creepy moment near the end of the...
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    Zero Punctuation: Silent Hill Origins

    Absolutely sublime from start to finish. Top form: I don't want to hear anyone complain about slow delivery this week, you bastards. The only fly in the ointment: pre-Kid A Radiohead sucks and is for tragically emo teenagers.
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    Zero Punctuation: Super Mario Galaxy

    Haha! Now THAT is comedy. ... what, you were serious? Go play Planescape: Torment if you want a seriously properly arse-crunchingly good story, with truly fascinating characters. Even Kefka falls short by comparison.
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    Zero Punctuation: Super Mario Galaxy

    To those that have mentioned it: stop bitching about Yahtzee's speech speed. Honestly, it doesn't matter, and such a complaint smacks of armchair shit-talking in a vain attempt to sound elitist and cool. It's HIS reviews, he can do them in whichever way he chooses. Personally I appreciate a...
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    Zero Punctuation: Super Mario Galaxy

    Russ, have you added this review to the ZP page yet? Because even after clearing my browser cache, I'm still not seeing it here: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/ Excellent review as always, Yahtzee. Top work.