Recent content by Chris Slime

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    EA: Dungeon Keeper Failed by "Innovating Too Much"

    You know what the sad thing is? The saddest head shaking thing of F2P is? DK is one of the better ones by a long shot. For one it actually is possible to get the premium currency in game, the free currency actually is used for something, and things you buy actually do something compared to other...
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    Zero Punctuation: Tomodachi Life - Nintendo Life Simulator

    I like how many people think they are tricking the game by dressing up male characters as female and are thus more smarter than Nintendo. Because there is no way a company as big as Nintendo who go over almost every detail and ensure you couldn't dress up as female if it really did want to...
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    Ubisoft: Straighter. Whiter. Duder.

    It's almost like game devs are a bunch of 30 something white males making games about characters they can personally relate to. The representation "problem" in video games is one that will fix itself as it's new under represented audience matures to adulthood with a interest in games and makes...
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    Married with Children as a Parody of Men's Rights Activists

    I'm just going to leave this here Erin Pizzey after starting several women's domestic abuse shelters, started to work on a men's shelter and made claims women have the possibility to be just as violent as men. During work on this shelter she received death threats from feminists who also shot...
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    Jimquisition: Air Control - A Steam Abuse Story

    I was going to point out what's wrong with what you said, but no.. I just can't even...
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    Jimquisition: Air Control - A Steam Abuse Story

    I am actually considering these days of submitting a game that just takes you to a screen that says "If you can see this steam QA has failed you" and sell it for $9.99, just to see if it goes though. Also the description of air control is nothing short of amazing. "Air Control is a new gen...
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    Jimquisition: Tomodachi Strife

    I didn't see anyone mention this but i certainly didn't read all the comments but whatever. The bug that allowed for male/male marriage just tagged a male character as female randomly, even if they could have left it in it would not have been a good idea since you can't control it. Also a...
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    Dungeons & Dragons Themed Slot Machines to Be Unveiled by Konami

    Well seeing how there already are two fairly popular Lord Of The Ring slots machines and an online version of D&D already exists this isn't that surprising. Actually there are slots for a ton of licensees I've seen, Family guy, wizard of OZ, the godfather, and even Back to the Future.
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    Dark Souls 2: Of Missing Monsters and Bustling Bases

    I wonder if i Should tell Yahtzee that Siegmeyer, and Solaire have branching paths and can be saved...
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    Let's Compare Lost Planet 3 to a Good Game

    You have brought up Metroid Prime as a good game a few times, but i'm still left curious about what you thought of the other Prime games.
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    The Tale of M and S

    I'ts like being thankful for your captors for shooting you in the foot instead of the head like they said they would, although you weren't tied up and the door was left open while they both left for a piss and you just sat there...
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    Jimquisition: Xbox One and the Death of Ownership

    The sad irony is until they come out with a model that includes a screen it will never really do everything. The Wii U is more "one" then the Xbox One is. Also i don't see why people keep bring up Valve and Steam in this, if nothing else at least Steam itself is completely free and not a $500...