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I have a cousin with basically the same condition. It's a mental illness -- basically what happens when a hypochondriac reads the wrong conspiracy theorist's website. My cousin is actually fairly functional because she just thinks she has to take some weird but simple steps like keeping every...

As much as I like Telltale, the fact that a Minecraft narrative game is the most interested I've been in one of their game announcements since The Wolf Among Us is kind of depressing to me.

This movie will either be really good, or really bad. No middle ground.

Superhero registration isn't just about secret identity. It's also about superheroes becoming, effectively, government employees. Tony has historically been against interference with superhero activity in this universe, but he's scheduled to make Ultron next year, so I imagine that will kick...

I'm going to assume because it's extremely embarrassing, and nobody wanted to actually announce this in person to a live audience. Seriously, though, it seems like every time I consider getting back into superhero comics, several announcements from both companies remind me why I stopped reading.

Ben Affleck is just about the only thing I'm NOT expecting to be bad about this movie.

They don't need to "limit the number." They need to stop letting worthless shit through. If there are a hundred legitimately good games to release one week, release a hundred games. If there are zero legitimately good games to release one week, release zero games.

Well, they definitely know the target audience for a $170 collector's edition: crazy people. No offense to anyone though because I am definitely getting this.

I'm pretty sure this is the second time this site has run a "medi-gel is now real" article. I mean, they were both legit (the last one was for cuts, this one is for bones), but I find that really funny.

If this were true, wouldn't they have been talking about it before launch, instead of bringing it up afterwards to assure people that things will improve?

"Hey guys, wanna ensure that our attempt to ride the coattails of Halo will have to outsell Halo 3 to break even?" --Someone at Activision. I'm starting to worry that working in the business part of the game industry causes increased risk of stroke or something. These people do not think...

I can't wait to see...the cancellation announcement, after BVS comes out and they realize that talking about how much money they're going to make doesn't actually cause that to happen.

Have you seen what they've been doing with Starfire lately? I don't want DC using the characters I like.

This made a lot of sense to me, and I wanted it to be true, but I looked it up. He was born in 1974, and wrote it in 2002. He was 28. He has no excuse.

As happy as I am to see them hurt, it's worth noting that the stock market in general isn't doing well right now. There's a good chance this has nothing to do with them, and just reflects bad IPO timing.