Recent content by Clowndoe

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    Too Many Cooks.

    What's missing from the Youtube clip is that this originally aired at 4 a.m., between infomercials and with no prior advertising or warning. You wouldn't know if it's a show or not, and considering the time you'd probably be begging to wake up.
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    What the Duck, Bohemia?

    That's a shame, because Bohemia punked out of a war where they were my ally and a huge part of my plan and I needed to get that off my chest. Folded like a lawn chair they did. Although that's almost relevant, since Paradox does a similar thing with a host of 2$ DLCs that give an extra model...
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    Microsoft's Phil Spencer Not Sure if Minecraft Sequel Makes Sense

    I don't think it matters if they know yet. The way an article I read put it Steve is the Mario for this generation, they'll have plenty of time to make their money back, even if it is all on merch.
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    iCups Kickstarter Asks for $10,000 for "iRonic" String Cup Phone

    What the fuck, are these pledges real? This sense of humor must just be too advanced for me, because all I see is people giving other people money all in the name of irony. Jam (Yahtzee's novel) is getting too real.
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    Are Valve even AWARE of how badly they're screwing up?

    One thing I think people are missing that I want to point out about comparisons to DNF is that DNF wasn't just a disappointment, it was a terrible game in its own right. Being not amazing won't be that bad. Thanks for saving me some typing on my phone.
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    Republic commando

    More of a Rainbow Six: Vegas than Rainbow Six: Raven Shield.
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    Republic commando

    Huh, I played it a few years back when all the Star Wars games were on sales and I thought it was rubbish. I think the worst part was how terribly mind-numbing I found the combat. From what I remember, your standard blaster took for ever to kill anything but standard battle droids, sounded weak...
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    Metal Gear Solid V's cover art

    MGSV: Escape from L.A. ... Right? But yeah... they could do better than the tired old "protagonists face and chest sometimes".
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    Republican Senatorial Committee Releases Platform Game

    Jim has a video on Youtube of the game if you're interested.
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    splinter cell HD bugged?

    It would help if you started with which game you're on ATM.
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    Scientists Uncover Genetic "Recipe" for Reptillian Limb Regeneration

    No one in the history of Man has ever said they wanted this. And if they did, so what? It's bad because you think it's icky? Fine, we'll just take back your small pox inoculation, and the polio one, and your car, your food, your house (at least all the electrical things). And if you get...
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    EA marketing at its finest or worst I'm not sure it.

    That was dumb. I mean, how could a guy working in an office afford a house like that?
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    Say Goodbye to the USS Enterprise... Forever

    But that's the name of the ship. How would you have written it?
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    Shovel Knight 3DS or PC?

    Have you seen any effects at all that would look cool in 3D? I think the real question should be whether or not you would play it in bed or on the go.
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    Metal Gear Solid 5 confirmed for PC

    Rising was completely functional. Textures were a bit shit and it looks like it's because they weren't downscaled high-res to begin with, and you should bring a gamepad. I figure since this is a shooter they'll figure out how to get good mouse aiming though.