Recent content by Clunks

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    What Defines the Games of Suda 51 and Swery65

    Cult isn't a genre, Yahtzee, it describes anything that has picked up a small but sincere fanbase. Games like Deadly Premonition and Killer 7 attract that kind of audience because they're odd, off-putting, polarising experiences. The comparitively normal Beyond Good & Evil, by contrast, attained...
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    The Big Picture: Schlocktober 2014: The X From Outer Space

    Both of those films look like they could either be brilliant or horrible, for different reasons. Looks like we're in for a fun month of outright weirdness.
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    Uncivil War: AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAA!!! - Parachute Plunge Challenge!

    Bit of a boring challenge (although the game itself looks pretty cool) but the commentary made up for it. I remember hearing Yahtzee talking about his falling dream before on Let's Drown Out, and for some reason at the time I took it to mean he was a depressed child, cheered by the thought of...
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    Movie Defense Force: Maniac Cop - A Cop That Kills People? CRAZY!

    So there I was, staring at the title and wondering why Jim would pick this, of all movies, to showcase on Movie Defence Force. "Nobody outside the target audience has anything to say about this, positive or negative, so why defend it at all?" I thought to myself. And then I watched the...
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    Uncivil War: Left 4 Dead - "Get To The Choppa" Challenge!

    All those poor viewers right now, googling Robert Kilroy Silk, do yourselves a favour and type "the day Kilroy lost his mind" into youtube. It won't make you feel better, exactly, but I think you'll find it strangely cathartic. Perhaps now, with Yahtzee down 3-1, isn't the best time to bring...
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    Uncivil War: Mount Your Friends - Jim and Yahtzee Get Physical

    For a competitive game involving stacking naked men on top of each other/a meditating goat on a pole, this was oddly tense.
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    Uncivil War: Doom II - King of Hell

    Wouldn't say Jim was cheesing in this, although I have seen him doing it in Skyrim. Eating all that cheese. Liking this series a lot. Would be nice if you could taunt each other in rhyme. You know, for old time's sake. Suggestion: Shadow of the Colossus, speed run on the final boss. Or...
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    Tumblr Convention "Disaster" Unfolds at Illinois' DashCon

    Oh dear god. That ball-pit photo makes me wanna cry. It's like an abandoned teddy bear in a rainy street.
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    4PM Review - Go Home, You're Drunk

    Worth noting: this dude repeatedly has sex with this woman who he knows for a fact is too drunk to remember what is repeatedly happening to her. And he's angry at her for it. Yeah, I didn't care for this game much.
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    Zero Punctuation: Tomodachi Life - Nintendo Life Simulator

    Granted, this probably isn't the most convincing defence you'll ever hear of Tomodachi Life as a game, but: I think the fact that you got some of your best gags ever simply by describing yo/the internet. Does that make it worth the asking price? I don't know, I guess that depends on how easily...
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    Jimquisition: Air Control - A Steam Abuse Story

    I have a minor phobia about videogame glitches and the like, and an odd side effect of that is I occasionally have nightmares about playing videogames. The games I dream about are weird, nonsensical, broken and terrifying for reasons I couldn't really describe. The kicker is that in these dreams...
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    Escape to the Movies: You Are Wrong About Spider-Man 3

    I could have sworn you've gone over this before in earlier videos, Bob? Or perhaps it's something you've talked about on twitter. Either way I agree with you quite strongly on almost every point re: Spider-Man 3, although I'm not sure what you see in Tobey Maguire. Dude can't act. I actually...
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    Movie Defense Force: Event Horizon - You Won't Need Eyes To See

    Great movie. Not entirely sure why none of Paul WS Anderson's other films show the same degree of effort and skill. I mean, yes, the Resident Evil movies are nice little earners but there's no reason why he couldn't have made them something like as good.
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    Zero Punctuation: Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2 - It Sucks, Ha.

    So I'm in the weird position of understanding the Kermode reference in the end titles but not understanding why it's there. Did Jason Isaacs make a Dracula movie? And why was I not informed?
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    The Big Picture: Orphan, Black? - A Look At The New Annie

    That bugged me too. I reckon they could have called it "The Kung Fu Kid", billed it as a kind of spiritual sequel to The Karate Kid and still cashed in on the brand recognition.