Recent content by Cody Holden

Well, read what S.H.I.E.L.D. stands for on each logo, and I think you'll find your answer.

Zach Meatfist sighting at 1:22

LRR moved a couch and a large chair up stairs and out a door for a 10-second bit, then moved them back through a door and down stairs. Voluntarily. That right there is some commitment.

Paul duck intimidation gif? Please? Anyone?

Yeah, figured I'd get that warning. Oh well. Other than the bit I threw in a spoiler because I knew it wasn't pertinent to anything and I knew it was a complete ranting strawman, I'm not sure where the strawman is. Paragraphs 1 and 2 were me explaining the lack of Grandfather Paradox...

How do you split a used condom. I don't want to know, yet I need to know. Making an inference from Twitter conversations, she appears to be Cam's girlfriend.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOHMYGOD. Seriously, what about any modern technology lends you this kind of insane optimism? #UsedSeriouslySarcastically Or we could make it accessible without invasive surgery. Y'know, with those tiny computers we carry everywhere and use to communicate with...

Well, it's about a period in Scandinavian history that we know jack-shit about, so I'm taking it with a grain of salt and enjoying the plot. Besides, goddamn vikings. Also, it's not "People With Jobs" #139925854, so it's a step in the right direction.

Hey Yahtzee! Get in here! We have another binary moral choice system for you! This game just seems more and more "meh" the more I hear about it. It's not breaking any new ground, and its story is essentially that of Deus Ex. Why should I care? To add to the "who's done it right" thing, I'd...

JESUS HATES MOON DENIERS. EZEKIEL 14:38 EZEKIEL 14:38 THE BIBLE SAYS THERE IS A MOON AND NO MATTER WHAT SOME IVORY TOWER SCIENTIST WHO IS PROBABLY A GAY PEDOPHILE SAYS I'M NOT GOING TO TURN MY BACK ON THE ONE TRUE GOD WHO DECLARED THAT HE MADE THE MOON IN THE SAME DAY THAT HE MADE THE STARS...

Oh wow, I forgot about the part where Notch signed a contract and Tim Schaffer jumped on board rather than running off to crowdfund some point and click adventure game. Notch made no commitment. He expressed serious interest in privately funding Psychonauts 2. Then, after receiving an...

A lot of the weirdness in Kickstarter advice comes from the fact that people try to make advice that will serve all projects, and that just isn't possible. Board games have completely different trends from video games which have completely different trends from, say, tech projects. Board games...

This is going to be the most awesome terrible movie I'll have seen in a while.

AAAAAND Bob and the antitheists around here missed the point. Shocker. @Review: I figured as much. It was a book that only worked because it was a book. @Quirky: Bob, you do realize that every Tuesday the Escapist has a video in which you tell us about how your zany/relevant/weird/silly...

I used to get angry at scammers. Now, I just feel a bit sad. I could have been making money selling bogus spells this whole time? That seems a lot easier than this job thing!