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It was going to be number one, but then I remembered my trip to Canada. The people were incredibly friendly and chilled.

Most things Minecraft-related win by a country mile. Take this one, for instance. The top comment was once "This is the kingdom of spaghetti." The best part, in my opinion, is at 7:31. "Uhhhh...I've got two questions" "HAHAHAHAHAHA"

Was that in Canada? I bet that was in Canada.

I think I may have some sort of Caesar complex, because although I am undeniably shit at games like this, I find myself drawn to and fascinated by them. Maybe it's time to learn? That, and I love the Romans. Hard bastards.

Well, it was interesting, but I'm not sure I followed it all that well. Is it aimed at the female demographic?

I found this repeating slideshow of pictures from the Battle for Stalingrad. I felt the hope beginning to dissipate from me just watching it. It got me thinking: In countless bloody battles like Stalingrad that have occurred throughout the centuries, fully grown humans have been reduced to...

Spike and Barley are good: This is one of their funnies videos, although they do make some bewildering inside jokes and references to characters from earlier in their gaming career.

It was a lot of fun and is still floating around here somewhere. Rise of Legends was different, but highly enjoyable as well. The music of both games was memorable and of an admirably high level of quality. I remember that this would greet me whenever I started up the launcher:

I had to pick Zoidberg because I have seen that he is Hermaeus Mora's agent on this world. The evidence is clearly there, see? See? DO YOU SEE?

Oh, geez. I'm glad I haven't bothered trying to log back into my own F2P account yet. Thanks for the heads up on this, I think the latest update was supposed to affect F2P players as well as subscribers. On an unrelated note, that avatar is probably the best I've seen here. Simple, yet...

Dating games, Sports games and Racing games. They just seem so...pointless and unnecessary. FIFA is still selling unaccountably well in this country, which simply baffles me.

I am is the common name for some plant species in the genus Dioscorea (family Dioscoreaceae) that form edible tubers. These are perennial herbaceous vines cultivated for the consumption of their starchy tubers in Africa, Asia, Latin America, the Caribbean and Oceania. . I am looks like this...

Well then, I think we all know what must be done. Do more lewd photoshops of that man. TO THE LAB!

I regret being overly polite and lying to protect people's feelings. I now realise that sets a precedent that I can't keep up because when it comes down to it, I suppose I just don't value many people's lives enough to be nice and comforting and caring all the time. Honesty is like nature. It is...

Start the prison's biggest shit-flinging tournament. Extra points if it instigates a riot.