Recent content by Colonel Joson

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    Jim Sterling Leaves Destructoid (UPDATE: Jim Joins The Escapist!)

    But he already IS on the Escapist, he's got Jimquistion.
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    Huge Mysterious Eyeball Washes Up on Florida Shore

    Does anyone else wanna gather round and poke it with sticks? Or is it just me?
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    Can you defend yourself?

    Uh, sort of, a little bit. I don't get into fights very often so I can't be sure. XD
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    Poll: Endings where the main character dies

    To be fair, this is a thread about Main Characters dying, spoilers are bound to come up.
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    Can you beat him? Akinator Web game

    It got Garl Vinland on it's second attempt, so yay?
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    Prepare to Die with Dark Souls Console DLC

    Yay! I don't care that I have to pay extra I'm just glad I can get it. Now where did I leave Dark Souls...
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    Internet Petition Demands Dark Souls Drop GFWL

    *raises hand sheepishly* Uh hello everyone! I've used GFWL since I bought Dawn of War 2 and so far I haven't had any problems with it. If I may ask, what exactly is wrong with GFWL?
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    What's for dinner?

    SAUSAGE, BACON AND BEEEEEAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS!
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    ok...this just trips me out..

    It.... IT EVEN GOT OSTRAVA OF BOLETARIA FROM DEMON SOULS!!!
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    Poll: Why do you (not) eat meat?

    I eat meat because I'm kinda the opposite of a vegetarian. I don't eat veggies because I don't like the taste of them
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    $2.50 Reviews: How to Train Your Dragon (2010)

    ... this is unrelated to the review, but... your avatar... is that Fluttershy breaking a wolf/bear's neck?
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    Poll: How Happy Are You Being Single?

    Very happy, so very very happy. I consider romance to be pointless for me at my current stage of life. I have no desire for a girlfriend, or sex, or any of that touchy kissy stuff. I've been single for 18 years now, and thats the way it'll stay.
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    The Greatest Opening Sentence of any game/movie

    The Allied Master Computer's speech on hate is pretty damn awesome!
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    Anonymous Exacts Revenge for Megaupload Takedown

    Good lord this whole thing is getting out of hand.
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    Trailers: Resident Evil 6 - Official Trailer

    Ooh Ingrid is back! Yeah that was totally awesome and everything... but it needs moar Wesker!