Recent content by Confused NPC

Look him square in the eye, take a deep breath, and then yell "DECAPITATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and slice his head off. That or shoot him in the face and say "It's super effective!"

Salad Fingers on Youtube. It's the most disturbing thing I've seen (yeah, im easily disturbed) but all the comments say how hilarious and entertaining it is. Who could possibly like something like that? No offense to anybody that does like it though...

Can't believe no one has said this yet but... RAMPAGE I wasted hours playing that game, but it was worth it.

Hello, my name is ***** and I wholeheartedly embrace the anonymity of the internet.

I'm still trying to beat Goldeneye on Perfect Agent. Also, I can't seem to stop playing Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask over and over.

You mean the Xbox isn't just a simulator to teach children how to be aggressive and murderous? STOP THE PRESSES! As many people have said before me, if this is done properly it could actually teach kids that attacking people aimlessly might actually be a bad thing. Unless of course their...