Recent content by Corbineau

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    Zero Punctuation: Age of Conan

    Also, there are reasons why I play on a European rp server. The people actually manage not to be useless tardbabies, reasonably often. And he so shoulda played a demonologist, or a Herald of Xotli. This review could have stood some full lovecraftian squid transforms.
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    Zero Punctuation: Age of Conan

    Or with too many devs who refused to fix reported issues in a frantic attempt to make release... srsly, don't blame the testers. Anything you complain about has, in fact, been reported a zillion times. Devs, however, are too busy being cooler than the rest of us to actually play a game, and...
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    Zero Punctuation: Webcomics

    http://www.mighthavebeen.net/ = My favorite webcomic ever. And yes, it's gaming related. Though it may take a minute.
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    Zero Punctuation: Haze

    I was going to be good and not ask for an Age of Conan review. Being that is about as MMORPG as anything that ever mom-morph-burgered its way into sucking down time whilst forcing you to be vaguely social-- though from what I understand, Solo isn't bad at all, and if I play it, I'm likely to...
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    Zero Punctuation: Grand Theft Auto IV

    Arguably, that would be quite in keeping with the whole GTA theme. Don't hate the mods, they're just trying to complete the quest!
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    Secret gaming confessions

    I still own, and play, a regular nes For Qbert and Pipe dream Which made me really good at hacking in Bioshock. Also, I got rediculously bored in the first hour of Mass Effect and have never put it back in my 360. I love Enchanted Arms and Culdcept Saga. Clearly, Viva Pinata gets...
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    Zero Punctuation: Condemned 2: Bloodshot

    Holy crap, I want to play these games so very hard now. I mean, a game can survive a shittily easy end bossfight et al (*koffbioshockkoff*), but those actually looked... enjoyable, for all that Obvious plot twist is Obvious. Excellent.
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    Zero Punctuation: Army of Two

    Oh, QA caught it, believe me. The Devs would have marked it "Will not fix". Or "As intended." Because making games doesn't mean one actually you know... /plays/ them. That would be crazy talk.
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    Zero Punctuation: Yahtzee Goes to GDC

    lol covered in bees. That said, there's really not much one can say about it, save that Bioshock Guy/Jack winning for FPS faceless guy of 2007 says yes to me. I mean... video for purpose, purpose accomplished, we're good to go. though I do agree with wanting to see the reaction of the...
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    Zero Punctuation: Sim City Societies

    Darn, I was hoping to be in before Godwin.
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    Zero Punctuation: Sim City Societies

    *snicker*zvarri*snicker* Because everytime is a good time for a PW reference.
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    Zero Punctuation: Call of Duty 4

    You know who else was an Extreme Patriot? HITLER!!! And I bet HE'D have reviewed the Multiplayer!!! By god, that was the single best review I've seen yet, and still makes me happy when I'm blue. Johannes Gasmask indeed! (Though admittedly, the above is more an example of Reducto Ad...
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    Zero Punctuation: Call of Duty 4

    The thing about above average is that... well, it's above. The average. Which means it was probably fun. There seems to be some sort of gamespeak connotation whereby considering a game anything less than God's Divine Revelation to His Gamers means one is saying it sucked balls. Hence, on the...
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    Zero Punctuation: Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles

    I liked the Mansion Incident. The Gamecube remake, anyway. That said, Holy Hell was I on the floor with the laughings. Also, I seem to need to be culled from this earth. I kept having bits from the Painkiller short rolling through my head all day. Still. Yeah. As the kids like to say...
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    Zero Punctuation: The Witcher

    Now, there is a difference between yon Traditional RPG, and the subclass of RPGs which are, or play like, MMORPGS. In the former, while you do have to grind some, you don't have to FARM EPIC MOBZ. And the combat, depending on if turn-based or semi-action, is generally moar than.. well, one...