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    Make a Great Game Sound Boring

    Crysis 2: Suffer debilitating, crippling trauma and black out. During said blacking out, be forcibly bonded to a piece of suspect technology by a sick, suicidal former user, then get shot at after being mistaken for said suicide for the rest of your time in a ruined, depressing city, as...
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    The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

    A poster of Murphy's Law in glass and metal frame. HA!
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    You now have a Army of the last thing you killed in a videogame.

    TTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Could be worse.
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