Recent content by cowbell40

"The rain was coming down like all the angels in Heaven decided to take a piss at the same time" -Dick Justice, Max Payne 2

It'd be great to be able to do some of that stuff, but try getting these ideas past some of those obnoxious watchdog groups.

The thing is is that these "N64 era" games aren't really good games, but have an undeniable charm about them that still makes them fun to play.

I'd rather watch it from a distance, actually.

Why do people keep selling him movie rights?! A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/53/PSA-Uwe-Boll

Not regularly, no. But I will on occasion with friends. I hate cigarettes, I'll usually only smoke cigars if anything.

I love how they use the strategy of "if we keep saying bullshit over and over, eventually some people are gonna believe it".

My answer is a resounding "kind of". If you count traveling further away from or very close to a gravitational source (clocks tick differently at the rooftop of your house than in the basement, and we've all heard of how time slows down relative to the observer when near, say, a black hole) as...

You misunderstand me. Notice how I say a couple years back. I am an active player (and i certainly testify to the merits of the game) who is simply pointing out that before they completely re-worked many portions of the game, there were a LOT of bots. You're right in saying that now there's...

Anyone remember how many bots there were a couple years back? Yeah, I'm pretty sure at least a half of those accounts were bots. Hell, I think I saw at least 50 million auto woodcutters at the free-to-play yew trees alone.

Nice CSI Miami reference. I expected The Who to start playing.

Goldeneye for me.

LG Voyager ftw

"feelin lucky, punk?"

The only problem with bacon is that it makes you thirsty... for more bacon.