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    Zero Punctuation: Tomodachi Life - Nintendo Life Simulator

    You'd actually expect X to be able to keep something secret? She'd be accidentally spilling the beans the second someone asked "what's he like in bed." And then she'd pretend she said nothing.
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    Poll: Mass Effect Paragon or Renegade?

    The first game, it kind of just made you seem like an asshole to be renegade, but the second one the renegade choices were just so...cool.
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    Poll: Your favorite Bioware game

    KotOR = Best Star Wars game ever.
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    Full-Sized Papercraft Link is Amazing

    *whistles* It looks like it could just leap out and strike down Gannondorf without breaking a sweat!
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    Poll: Realistic Sword Fighting Game, Possible?

    If I have learned much about games involving any degree of sword fighting in my experience, it's that they often have a tendency to see wildly unrealistic. Usually, it either boils down to every character being made of some type of iron rather than the flesh and bone of a normal person, or your...
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    What would YOU do For a Klondike Bar?!?

    I'd...I'd...compliment the Madden series. Oh god! That was hard to even think about!
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    Poll: Who would win in a fight?

    Alex. Mainly because I can't imagine one person/thing that can really do any real damage to him. Especially if he uses his armor. Also, the 'slow vision' or whatever it is (haven't played inFamous yet) Would probably just make him seem to go at normal speed.
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    Poll: Death of my Xbox

    Well, if you have enough money for a Ps3, you could always send in your xbox and get a Ps3. It's better than just getting a Ps3, and at least all the games you have fo your xbox won't be useless.
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    Poll: Capitalism, yay or nay?

    It's been used as an excuse for businesses to be total douchebags too often for it to really be good. I'd much rather have the government in control of everything with the added effect that it would make a country's economy much easier to control. Then again I'm a communist so...
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    Poll: favorite condiment?

    Honey mustard. That shit just goes with everything.
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    Poll: Would you turn off the blood if you could?

    Yeah, but I sometimes turn off blood just because it makes it funnier. Ever chainsawed someone in gears with no blood? It's like the guy's made of asphault.
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    Favourite "meet the"trailer

    Meet the soldier. "He used his money to buy two of every animal, and then he beat the crap out of them!"
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    Poll: Should the demoman have a pistol in Tf2?

    No, it would make it overpowered. It's one of the weaknesses of the Demoman; if you're confronted by someone close up, you're done for unless you're really good with grenades. The Demoman is already cheap enough with the remote mines, does it really need something else?
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    Questions And Answers

    I did! Went back in time just for that reason. Why do people bite their nails?
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    Questions And Answers

    By not burning to death! Why is the sun yellow?