Recent content by CptRumGuy

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    Feed Dump: Hot Sauce and Genitals Are Not Friends

    "Good Advice Ghost" needs to become a thing on LRR.
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    Feed Dump: The Sweet Smell of Theft

    Uh oh, I feel like this just happened to Paul: http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090504195508/en.futurama/images/7/7e/Brainslug.jpg
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    Feed Dump: Snug as a Snuggie

    For some reason when Graham pulled the hat all the way over his head, I was reminded of this abomination: http://www.mariowiki.com/File:WormGuy.PNG
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    BioShock Cosplay Is Better Down Where It's Wetter

    No. I'm afraid you are not the only one.... What's more, I now have the "Under the Sea" song from The Little Mermaid stuck in my head. Fuck.
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    Feed Dump: Two-Foot Earspan

    I've been loving their intros lately. The way Graham introduces everyone (plus their own comments) makes me chuckle every time. "Toe the line!" That story about the Indian politician sounds like something you'd see in a Mel Brooks movie or something. Too funny :D If they made that...
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    Extra Punctuation: Mixing Single and Multiplayer

    I'm so disappointed in the FEAR series. I had such a scary good time with the first one way back in the day. I got really excited when I heard about the second one coming out, then forked over my hard-earned $60 to play it. And it turned out to be a silly over-the-top circus of monsters going...
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    Poll: Art or Life? What's more beautiful?

    The Art of Life. Had to be said, sorry.
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    Slowclap awards for genuine stupidity

    Have a few: History teacher is quizzing us before one of our tests. The test is on WWII which we'd been studying for weeks. She asks a question about Pearl Harbor (don't remember the exact wording) and a girl in my class confidently raises her hand and says the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor in...
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    Worst use of Deus Ex Machina you've ever seen

    Agreed. I'll also give Aizen and his Marble-O-Doom a pass as well (sort of) simply because we at least knew Aizen had SOMETHING planned the whole time. Unlike Ichigo whipping all these new powers out of his ass just because he's the protagonist and he has to. But yeah, all the mentions of...
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    Post yourself unaltered

    2:30 in the morning...just a LITTLE tired. But alright. What an interesting palette of individuals we have on this site. And it seems several of you are coincidentally in the Central Time Zone as well ^-^
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    Favorite Slender Man story?

    My favourite story is the one about Slender Man creeping around someone known as "AetherWolf" and totally messing with her head. Doing things like leaving her fridge open so the milk spoils. Or hiding the TV remote. Or throwing her pillow on the floor when she isn't looking. Scary stuff...
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    Poll: What is your age/gender?

    Yeah I was wondering that myself. Having trouble figuring it out. Anyone else know?
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    What's your pornstar name?

    Wow, that is too funny. Definitely almost spit my drink all over my screen when I saw that XD EDIT: Nice avatar btw :D
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    What's your pornstar name?

    Either Jasper Columbia or Cujo Columbia. I think I'll go with Cujo Columbia. Hey baby, you can bark up my tree any day. Don't worry, I won't bite.