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    Mojang Joins Microsoft; Founders Notch, Carl, Jakob Leaving

    RIP Mojang, we hardly knew ye. Except for the whole Minecraft thing. We know ye a lot because of that.
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    EA: "If The Sims 4 Isn't Successful, There Won't be a Sims 5"

    There won't be a Sims 5 anyway as they'll chop it up and sell it as DLC for Sims 4. It's the next illogical step after taking out half of the game and selling chunks of the content as expansion packs.
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    EA: We Never Want to Be Named Worst U.S. Company Again

    They're still going with the 'Dungeon Keeper was just too innovative' bollocks are they? How sad.
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    Is Ouya Talking With Potential Buyers?

    They have dreams and dreams are priceless. They'll be trillionaires! But seriously, the Ouya has nothing for anyone except an expensive paperweight manufacturer who want a new line of paperweights for the blind.
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    SWAT Raids Yet Another Livestreaming Counter-Strike Player

    Hopefully they find the idiot(s) who think it's funny, throw them in jail for a while and give them a bill to cover the whole thing. It's really not funny given how many people get killed or injured in bullshit police raids in the states (read: more than 0) and I'd imagine the people doing it...
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    A petition to black out Steam for an hour

    So her supporters want to stop the millions of Steam users getting access to their games to raise support for her cause? I'm no expert, but that sounds like a bad idea.
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    Nintendo's New Handheld is a Revamped, Redesigned 3DS

    Have Nintendo given up on thinking of new names for their products? I'm half expecting their next handheld after this to be the 'Next New 3DS' followed by 'Yet Another New 3DS' with the obvious XL variants too. Although it might be because they think their customers are idiots for not realising...
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    The Fantastic Four Reboot is Doomed

    Are you sure that's Doctor Doom and not Grey Bin-Bag Man? A hobo struck by cosmic rays whilst rifling through a dumpster, he gains the properties of a bin bag such as tearing easily on sharp objects and having a slight static charge so he sticks to things a bit. Look out Fantastic Four!
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    Valve Sued by Australia's Consumer Watchdog Over Refund Policy

    In the UK you can already get a refund for a game by reminding Valve of our consumer rights laws, they'll then give you a refund and pretend it's a one off out of the goodness of their hearts and not because it is legally required. You shouldn't have to basically threaten them with legal action...
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    Rumor: Warner Bros. Imposes "No Jokes" Rule On DC Comics Movies

    Makes sense, the movie itself is becoming a huge joke so they want some variety to mix things up. Maybe like mentioning how Batman is an orphan every now and then.
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    Fast and Furious 6 Gets UK Movie Pirate 33 Month Jail Term

    He uploaded it 700,000 times? He must have a lot of spare time to have done that :P Methinks you meant downloaded 700,000 times!
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    Mythbusters: The end of an era...

    I think I'd prefer if they ended Mythbusters altogether and Adam and Jamie did their own different show where they just build cool shit for the hell of it. I always prefered the episodes where everyone joined in on a single big myth or the ones where Adam and Jamie had a competition to see who...
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    The Walking Dead's Season 2 Finale Trailer Brings All the Feels

    Who are these people and what have they done with Telltale? I was expecting to have to wait months for the next episode and it's coming out next week! Madness.
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    Artist's "Twisted" Disney Princesses Ditch Tiaras for Terror

    It looks like most of the 'classic' Princesses are already there. Which ones were you looking for? Usually I'm sick of the 'Disney Princesses but...' thing but these are pretty good. It's a shame they left Leia out though since she is kinda sorta a Disney Princess now.
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    Sony's Getting Nervous About Its Excellent PS4 Sales

    Maybe they come from 'The Great Owtsyde'? A mystical land rumoured to have dragons, trees and something called 'wimmin'! I didn't even know humans could survive in the Owtsyde, NASA should look in to it. It wouldn't suprise me if this was some kind of ridiculous Microsoft tactic. Step 1...