Recent content by Crooked Knight

Am I the only one isn't going nuts because Golden Sun just isn't very good? I just don't get what people see in the series, and I love JRPGs. And Camelot, for that matter. (outside of Beyond the Beyond, which we can all agree never happened.)

What new voice actors? Dominic Armato is voicing Guybrush in both new games. (and having chatted with him about it on the Telltale forums, I get the impression that he'd have done it for free if they asked. The man loves these games.)

Oh good, the tranq gun's back. Because that didn't completely ruin the stealth element of MGS2 at all. God damnit, Kojima. I liked the first MGS. I really, really did. Why you gotta make me hit you?

Hooray for Painkiller, "kill everyone in the universe" FPSes are far too rare these days. Yeah, it wants to be Serious Sam, but it's not like we're drowning in the genre.

I haven't touched Brawl yet (liked Melee, don't have a Wii), but...you're reviewing a fighting game based on one drunken night that you went into without actually knowing what the controls do? No wonder you hated the thing. Also, the fighting game haters can bite me. If you spend months...

The Yahtzee avatar flying through the end of the universe on a Branston jar while wearing sunglasses is one of the best things you've ever done.

Decent adventure games are remarkably not-quite-dead of late. I blame the Phoenix Wright series.

People race in Burnout? Other than to unlock stuff for the crash modes, I mean.

Yeah, combat (and, in DMC3, ability to be entertained by pure cheese) is pretty much the only reason to buy a Devil May Cry game. Good enough for me. (Although I didn't know about the dice game before, and that just sounds retarded) Oh, and the gummy bear line was great.

Yahtzee is pessimistic and rags on the games he reviews? Shock and horror! On QTEs: I haven't played many games that use them lately, but do they all tend to kill you when you miss one? The main reason I could tolerate the ones in Berserk and Shenmue was because you were penalized for missing...

Having skimmed the thread, I can safely say that you people will complain about anything. A video intended for a convention audience has halfway-bleeped curse words that are still perfectly intelligible? EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER! Anyhow, great video. Didn't get much more than a chuckle...

Sounds like excellent bargain-bin fodder. The rail-shooter is a thing of the past, sure, but it's also a thing of mindlessly shooting legions of zombies in the face, and sometimes that's exactly what the doctor ordered. combined with the Wiimote actually working for that kind of interface, it'd...

The "This is a MUMORPUGER!" line was brilliant.

Yahtzee is apparently very excited about this review.

Now I have to create a game that takes place completely beneath a gigantic lime, just to see what would happen.