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    The Big Picture: The Big Letdown

    Decent episode, but I will admit I was kind of hoping for a new topic this week. You've talked about this flick enough I think. If you dedicate another episode or article about it, you'll officially be beating a dead horse methinks.
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    Do you own all of the games made by a single developer?

    ID Software. And I'm including the "Gamers Edge" stuff, like Catacomb (Both 2D and 3D), Dangerous Dave and blahblahblah Huzzah for my mum subscribing to that thing back in the day and giving me the Disks, plus the ID Anthology has a fair amount of them. I also have all the various re-releases...
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    Movie Defense Force: Showgirls

    Hahahaha, oh wow. That was one of the funniest vids I've seen today. I love you, Sterling! My wife was worried that the only reason this film could be defended was an immature declaration of "ITS GOT TIIIITS." To be fair, most of the people I've heard defend it are 13 year old boys. Buuuuut...
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    boys have a penis girls have a vagina

    I was pretty young, like 5 or 6 when I "realized" we had different parts, maybe near the end of my 6th year or when I was 7 was when I finally asked the details. My parents were pretty open minded and as far as "noticing" it, mainly stemmed from the fact I was raised in a place that didn't...
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    Most boring game you've ever played.

    The original Hitman game. I really stress "The Original" because so many people take arms and think I have to revoke my stealth game fan club card for hating the Hitman series. I actually quite like the sequels (Haven't played Absolution yet though) especially Contracts and Blood Money, but...
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    Good news everyone

    I'd become the Joker. I'm not for violence and what not in the real world, but as much as I'd like world peace - if that means no books, games, movies etc. that contain the slightest hint... I'd become the fucking Joker. Lost in some kind of pointless, petty nonsense that requires me to dress...
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    Escape to the Movies: Men in Black 3

    This is pretty much the truth. I'll admit, I'm in a minority... I kind of liked MIB 3. Good? Not really, but honestly I felt it was more tolerable than #2. Still nothing special though.
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    Escape to the Movies: Battleship

    Can someone explain that ugly-ass batman thing to me? I don't keep up with everything.. is it a comic? a tv show? eh? :S
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    Poll: Do you question people that play opposite gendered character in games

    I once questioned one of those people.... myself. Mainly because this forum asked "why?" Otherwise, no, I don't question it. It's not weird or strange, and while there are some people who may do it for odd reasons - they are a minority and even then, that's their business. It doesn't really...
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    Escape to the Movies: Cabin In The Woods

    I rarely ever listen to "Go see now!" prologues, but for some reason this time I listened to Bob. Oh hell yes, yes, yes, yes. "Getting it in front of your eyeballs immediately" as he puts it is the next thing you should do, so long as you like the horror/comedy genre. I didn't think it would...
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    "There is nothing wrong being racist"

    Hrm. There is something wrong with being racist, to be sure - but as much as I hate to say this, racist folk have the right to exist so long as they learn to understand "live and let live" and keep it to themselves. It's weird for me to say that, because I have a certain scorn for prejudice...
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    What is the worst movie you have ever seen?

    Oh man. Oh man oh man oh man. I have seen a lot of shit, it comes with the territory of being "A, B, and even Z-Grade horror nerd so hardcore he collects giant VHS boxes filled with trashy movies". The funny thing is, the movie I hold the most scorn and disgust for isn't the "worst" movie I've...
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    Admit what games you suck at.

    The first two Metal Gear Solid games and any of the Hitman games. It's kind of ironic with the latter, because Hitman is one of my favourite series. I suppose the fact that I suck so hard is what makes it doubly satisfying though when I finally hit the sweet spot and make it out without...
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    If you were to get a life-sized figurine of any fictional character...

    Does my figurine have to be a "character" in the sense that they have a given name, speak and etc. or can I count baddies as a "character"? Cause I'd love to have a Snork from STALKER, cause they freak me out and they tick all the necessary boxes required to justify the term "Radioactive...