Recent content by Crowbites

Not only can you snap, you can also eat your own arse. You can also break of both ends leaving a middle segment that you can eat as well.

This doesn't make any sense at all. If Uwe Boll had directed any of those scenes they wouldn't be anywhere near as good as they were. Hilarious anyway.

That was great, especially the self playing console. The last line was an awesome finish.

And here I was thinking people didn't actually want developers to keep releasing the same crap over and over again. Everything they've said about this game so far sounds good to me, and I really enjoyed Sands of Time so I think it's in good hands.

835 posts. That's gotta be a record for this forum or something. I guess this proves it, Nintendo fanboys are easier to bait than Xbox fanboys. Or maybe it's just that Yahtzee has been around for a bit longer now.

That was funny, plus, it made a lot more sense than both of the other Mortal Kombat movies.

Once again proving that the people who make these films are total morons. There's no point in making a Street Fighter movie if Ryu and Ken aren't the main characters. I have no idea which actors could play them properly in a live action film though.

I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED T.P. FOR MY BUNGHOLE!

Ninja Gaiden The first boss says something which blatantly points out he's going to be a bad guy. As it turns out he's the final boss as well. Luckily the story was already so stupid that, by the end, not even the obvious twist could make me care less about the plot.

I'm hoping that Brutal Legend does better in sales than this game and Psychonaughts did.

I still can't believe these reviews are so consistently awesome, unlike the Devil May Cry series. Though I did buy DMC4 I don't really regret it. It was still a fun game despite all the Japanimation Cliches and poor level design. It definitely had the best voice acting and story of all the...

This seems to be a common one here but Sonic 2 was the first game I was really obsessed with. Other than that there was: Spyro Echo the dolphin Some Apogee game called Raptor that I couldn't stop playing Monster Bash Worms And I suppose a bit later on, Tekken 3 There's probably more...

Like any company as large and successful as Take Two would consider being bought out by EA a good thing.

That was pretty awesome. So very true about DNF Ah, irony.

"Hilton has appeared on television and in movies..." I saw her last movie on Metacafe. The plot seemed a bit thin. Didn't care much for the photography either but the lighting was definitely better than in her first film. "and is also an author..." Was it a picture book? "singer..."...