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    Your favorite anime character is now your school teacher.

    Roronoa Zoro as a teacher? I'm not sure... he'd probably stare at us and beat everyone who moves. Or he'd teach us swordfighting. and beat everyone who fails. Oooooor he'd never actually get to class, cuz he'd get lost. That's likely.
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    Your name has now been changed to your username

    I'd be pleased.
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    Kid Becomes "Little Zangief" in Response to Bullying

    Casey obviously knew this couldn't be solved by just walking away. People, get real. I was a fat guy who got bullied at school, and I did nothing about it. As kids, we always get told to ignore these kind of assholes who pick on people who are different, but face it, when they see we don't...
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    Poll: Adamantium vs Lightsaber

    There is no way a laser can cut through adamantium. Adamantium can only be cut by adamantium, really. The metal has been see numerous times resisting all manners of lasers, beams, explosions, hits, cuts. Plus, it's sad to say, but I wouldn't think that a lightsaber's blade is more powerful...
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    I _____, therefore I am!

    I spawned, therefore I... got camped... DAMMIT!
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    Create your own crazy weapon!

    A backward gun, so that when my enemy thinks i'm giving him my weapon as a gesture of good faith, I'm actually aiming at his nuts. Also it shoots LSTs (Lava-Spitting Tigers).
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    "Bad Games" you want sequels for.

    Force Unleashed 2. Because I can.
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    Has a game ever made you cry?

    MGS4 : the final fight. Somehow, seeing the 2 old nemesis share punches on the theme song.. I got all choked up.
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    Poll: Best War Leader

    Great reply, sckizoboy, I can see you are quite knowlegeable of the things of war and history, but you have to admit, in a campaign as ambitious as Napoleon's, it's already remarkable that he made so few mistakes. Russia is untakable, but he couldn't have known that, as opposed to the nazis, who...
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    Poll: Best War Leader

    I will go with Napoleon as well. The first. He was a total douchebag, agreed. But as a war leader, he was a damn genius.
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    The Big Picture: Groan Saga

    Hmmm, I don't remember this happening... ( Felicia Hardy hardly counts as a girlfriend and Betty Brant never knew for sure...) Can you refresh my memory?
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    The Big Picture: Groan Saga

    The clone saga was all the more confusing that its explosion in the 90s was splitted apart between The amazing Spider-man series and the Spectacular Spider-man, making it hell for those who (like my dad (hey, I was like 3-4 years old at the time!)) were only subscribers to one of the two.
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    Your Favourite Pokemon?

    1. Scyther, the assassin 2. Zapdos, the god 3. Gengar, the comic relief 4. Lucario, the healer (only non-1st gen) 5. Blastoise, the tank 6. Clefairy, the healer
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    Magicka Gets Vietnam Add-On (Seriously)

    Suck it, wizards. There ain't no escaping the draft. Let's see them comunists kill Bubba now!
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    How many sexual partners have you had?

    21 and 1. Sex is soooo overrated anyways. Wait... why the hell did I answer this thread?