Recent content by cswurt

I don't remember many details about this game, as I did not play it much. When I was much younger, I used to rent SNES games quite often. Back then, I wasn't really into the whole turn based RPG deal, I rented it thinking it might play a bit like Zelda, but gave up on it after only a short...

I've been Red. And I've played six different Red pretenders. I'm ready to be someone else now. Someone who isn't trying to hide a scalp condition or receding hairline, preferably.

I'd be Gary Oak. I'd rather be Gary Oak than Ash Ketchum.

They should include the option to remove your @#$%ing hat as consolation for subjecting us to this bug.

HAKAN, of course! Sexy red skin, perfect physique, Looney Tunes Ultra Combos, the best theme song and trailer in Street Fighter history, and all the oil I can bathe in. Looks like it's time to oil up!

Dragon Warrior Monsters 1 and 2 (for Game Boy Color) and Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker 1, 2 for DS are kind of Pokemon'y. Sure, they use the setting and monsters from the Dragon Warrior/Quest series (which is 10 years older than Pokemon), but the spinoff 'Monsters' game came some time after...

Of course. I don't buy anything that I can't stick my penis into.

The things you listed doesn't make you seem like a very busy person.

This. And the ability to play pretty much every map from L4D1 on L4D2, with the new weapons, special zombies, etc. No need to keep both installed.

I hate the forced cameo appearances in BioWare games. It's like every second person you meet in Fereldan in Dragon Age Origins is also inexplicably in the Free Marches in DA2. And the cameos aren't even good, even for main characters. "Hey, it's me from the first game. Hahah, remember...

Every living person on the planet will know my name. All 1000-2000 of them that's left. I'll be the evil maniac that decimated the world's ecosystem and threw the remainder of the human race back into the stone ages. And there's nothing your precious Austin Powers can do about it. That...

I also have a no-dragon playthrough. I play a Breton vampire Illusion mage. I use Illusion magic almost exclusively. Stuck sneaking/daggers in because it doesn't work on some enemies. I use no armor. I put no points into +Health. I just find a good spot, cast Fury on several...

If I am talking to an attractive female, then I look into her chest.

Maybe. But not in the United States. Unless they confine all the fatties to their homes, then it would be far too unpleasant for everyone else.