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    How would you re-write Star Wars?

    No Quigon Jin, he was useless. I would have gotten rid of the whole fucking trade federation plot thingy and just some evil badass trying to assassinate someone important, with Obi-Wan sent to stop him. I would have Anakin appear as a teenage tear-away kid, not a little baby...
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    Poll: Helpz with building a compootor plzkthx?

    Grab a few tubes of thermal paste and check to see if your CPU or any other parts need fans which are sold seperately.
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    Games that scared the crap out of you.

    The Shalebridge Cradle level on Thief 3. That scared the Bjesus out of me.
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    Poll: Shaving/Facial Hair

    Check out these lovely guys! http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/ I have a beard to make up for my lack of head hair.
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    Strange PC problem

    See if there is any dust or dirt build up on any of the heat sinks... ...also, if you know what you are doing get some thermal paste, take the heat sink off the processor, clean up both the heat sink area and the processor head so they sparkle, then put the thermal past on and then the...
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    Write a horoscope for the Escapist above you

    You will take a look at my horoscope thread [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.188253-Horoscopes-for-my-Escapist-chums].
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    Raoul Moat cornered by cops.

    He has given me a FANTASTIC idea for a new TV program! "I am a celebrity, get me to an armed seige!" What could be more fun than watching washed-up has-beens dodging bullets and trying to talk to deranged maniacs with guns?
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    Raoul Moat cornered by cops.

    I know I asked in the other thread but I need to ask here. Why has Gazza showed up at the scene with beer? http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/8265422.Raoul_Moat_in_armed_stand_off/
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    Raoul Moat has been found. UPDATE

    Can someone explain why the hell Gazza just showed up at the police cordon? http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/8265422.Raoul_Moat_in_armed_stand_off/
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    pedophilia: double standard

    Not entirely false. Read the articile in this thread [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.102954-Life-imitating-South-Park-rolls-eyes]. The boys were arrested while the girls where sent for councelling. The idea that sex is something which makes males predators and girls need to be...
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    Poll: Your body type?

    You never know. Milfs are in at the moment. I exersise compulsively, thus I am quite athletic. But the reason I do this is because on day on the beach a bunch of people all ran up to me screaming "SAVE THE WHALE! SAVE THE WHALE!" and tried to roll out into the sea. Since then I have worked...
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    Poll: Am I Greedy?

    What feels right? That is probably the best way to go. Don't short sell yourself - if you think you can complete the more advanced qualification/best qualification for you then don't hesitate to take the opportunity. You aren't going to get a second chance at living your life so make the...
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    Lady Gaga dressed as a man

    Did they photoshop this video also? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niqrrmev4mA If Lady Gaga is a man from 3:50 - 5:00 I am gay.
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    The reason I hate Michael Bay

    http://www.nndb.com/people/904/000025829/ Michael Bay is surely guilty of crimes against humanity.