Recent content by Cynical Nonoplace

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    Mass Effect, an RPG or...SODOMY SIMULATOR?

    This can only be a master troll. 10/10 I raged like a ************.
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    New Zealand Police Superintendent Connects Youth Violence With Next-Gen Consoles

    They're just looking for an easy answer to a difficult problem. Sure, blame the video games! Its the latest trend!
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    Study Finds Game Rentals Not Helping Game Sales

    Well woopdee-fucking-doo.
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    Best, Favorite, or Sweetest looking cutscenes?

    The opening clip for F.E.A.R. always sent a shiver up my spine, especially when Fettle begins to scream and it echoes through the minds of the Clone Soldiers as they all suddenly come to life; cocking their weapons. The music (as freaky as it is) hits it's high point about that moment too, so...
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    Zero Punctuation: F.E.A.R. Perseus Mandate

    So, according to Yahtzee I'm a motherfucking mythical creature. Joy.
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    Zero Punctuation: Zelda Phantom Hourglass

    It was as if millions of Zelda fan-boys cried out with anger and were suddenly... No, wait, I can still hear them. Bother.
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    What are you reading?

    Recently finished A Clash of Kings by George R.R. Martin. I'm now starting on the third book from the Song of Ice and Fire series: A Storm of Swords. I do hope it's as good as the last two.
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    Microsoft Facing Halo 3 Class Action Suit

    lol, Americans and their lawsuits. Fucking facepalm'd at this one.
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    Yahtzee Visits Valve, a Travelogue

    I laughed pretty fucking hard at the last paragraph and woke up my cat. Now the little bastard wants food and attention and love and all sorts of shit I don't feel like giving it at 4:30 AM, so I threw his arse out side. Christ I need some fucking sleep.