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    SWTOR: Zero Punc Style

    That wasn't as entertaining as ZP nor as absurdly referential. It was a pretty good review; I think you summarized the experience rather well at the end. If you want to improve your video reviews, may I suggest that you have a little more enthusiasm and more brevity. Seven minutes is pretty...
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    American Humour is Terrible

    British spelling is terriboul.
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    Zero Punctuation: Top 5 of 2010

    All I can say is: I really liked Kane and Lynch 2. I know it's not that great gameplay wise, and I know this is very crucial to games. But they really nailed the aesthetics and atmosphere. Near the end, I was sick of shooting the droves of enemies, but my feeling of misery and frustration...
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    MTV Rebooting Teen Wolf With TV Series

    I was excited, and then I wasn't. I guess "Teen Wolf" isn't trademarked or copy-written.
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    Zero Punctuation: Mass Effect 2

    No laser wolves are needed to improve on the sequel. WE NEED MORE ELCORS!
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    Poll: Your favorite component of the Orange Box.

    My favorite thing out of the whole deal is the audio commentary. I wish that the original Half-Life 2 had it and for other developers to follow suit.
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    Something's Missing...

    Considering the game, it's probably not that big of a deal. While playing Midnight Club: Los Angeles, it looks they wanted to add a malleable story, but they dropped the idea and left the dialogue and cutscenes anyway. There is one instance were an opponent's vehicle is sabotaged; it's hinted...
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    intellectually challenging games/anime (story wise)

    Intellectually challenging!? Do you want a riddle? There are very few, decent, game stories. Most "good" stories are usually built around interesting characters, but the plot is generally...generic. Not in a bad way, they're usually just more personal, like a story of how I went to store to buy...
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    Two Worlds. Worth it?

    Well, guy, you said the story is bad, the menus are bad, and the game plays issue-ly. More specifically, the voice acting is beyond terrible: there's awkward pauses, Shakespearean accents, and MOTHER-IN-LAW JOKES! Both the delivery and writing are terrible. The menus are a minor gripe...
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    Two Worlds. Worth it?

    I like to play the demo for kicks. It's so bad it's funny; I once heard the protagonist make a "mother-in-law" joke...wow.
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    Zero Punctuation: Darkest of Days

    I think he gives the game too much credit. I watched a "Quick Look" of it on Giant Bomb, and it look horrendous. It looked like one would be better off using melee rather than bullets; from that little gameplay footage, there was plenty of glitches, random spawns, and like mentioned, invisible...
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    There Will Be Sex in Assassin's Creed II

    I like the customization factor; I always found it odd for an assassin to wear all white. That, and I always found intrigue in a customizable rogue, choose to be the all-black-night ninja, blend with everyday crowd by looking "normal," or just kill shit... ooor be the weird guy that wears...
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    you have 5 seconds left to live

    Candlejac
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    Forced Evoloution.

    Forced evolution? No, that's an oxymoron. Genetic engineering? Maybe, sure, why not? You probably know this but fail to make it clear: "You'd have to only let the people with attributes naturally more resistant to the cold breed." - And this happens because those without said attributes die...
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    The most useless button in a game.

    The "X" button in Halo 3 for equipment. It's probably an opinion thing, but I think equipment is stupid or, at least, poorly handled.