Recent content by Dapper Ninja

I'm getting the same issue, but it's 31 Dec 1969 instead.

I want to be cremated and then I want my closest descendant to solemnly walk out of the crematorium with my urn, find the nearest, happiest looking child, and throw my ashes all over their face and laugh at them. JUST CUZ.

Based on the title, I assumed this movie was shamelessly ripping off both Robert Rodriguez and Garth Ennis. Upon reflection, that sounds like something that would make a much better movie.

I really hate this mindset that every single game demands a sequel regardless of its content. I never played Enslaved because it seemed really average, but I don't think it's the sort of thing that could need, or even have, a sequel. I wish more developers would just stick to making...

Deathstroke came first. Deadpool was originally Rob Liefeld's shameless rip-off of Deathstroke. He barely even changed the name from "Slade Wilson" to "Wade Wilson".

I have a feeling that within the week, they'll make another announcement: "Yeah, so we've been working on Versus XIII for five years and just entered full production about a week ago, but we're still gonna take all of our resources away from that to fund this remake nobody wanted. Don't worry...

Okay, at this point, it's obvious Lucas doesn't even care about "improving" the films. He's just squeezing every last drop out of Star Wars that he can and fucking with us in the process.

You see, Atlus?! You see what you've done?! You made my post split in two out of joy!

Goddamnit Atlus, you keep getting more and more wonderful. One of these days you're going to announce five different Shin Megami Tensei games all uniquely beautiful beyond all of our wildest dreams and my face is just going to melt from the awesomeness.

Rocksteady shortly thereafter released the brief follow-up statement: "Enjoy all of that free-time you don't have now. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!", to the accompaniment of a lightning strike.

They were kill-crazy and they originally planned to die killing the Germans. They wanted to go out doing just that, and doing it as brutally and personally as possible. First of all, it's not a revenge flick, there's merely a revenge aspect of the plot.If anything, it deconstructs revenge films...

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Um, are you aware of what the Rocky Horror Show is?

It's 12:54 AM and I'm at home, on a laptop, talking to the internet. I'm wearing pajamas. Because I CAN.

You ever get that really, really shitty feeling when you're hot and sweaty, you're starving, your mouth is dry, you feel like you need a shower, and you really need to use the bathroom? I'd go with the feeling right after you've taken care of all of that so you feel calm and satisfied, but...