Recent content by Darkefire

God of War 3 deserves some mention. After the amazing endings to the first two games, the third one just kinda ends on a downer. Unbelievably awesome game, but I wonder if they realized too late that they'd written themselves into a corner with Kratos's character and the revenge angle.

I'd say there's something wrong with your computer if it takes you 2 minutes to load Shepard's quarters. It takes me maybe 5 seconds since the area is so much smaller than any others, and at most I think my loading times were maybe 20 seconds or so for a new area (my computer is a mid-range...

Well done, Yahtzee. This is exactly why I couldn't stand Final Fantasy 7, I shouldn't have to play through a game for three or four hours before it gets good, it should start out good and get its tedious parts out in the middle when we're already committed.

Bahahaha, fantastic. I feel almost exactly the same way about most modern shooters, although I still think MW2 takes the prize for "spawn, walk three steps, get shot by a sniper you never saw, repeat" gameplay. Give me good old fashioned health kits any day over this piss-easy regenerating...

I played through Borderlands almost exclusively on singleplayer because I have the same problem with friends that Yahtzee does. My brother and I did co-op briefly a few times (after getting through the hellhole that is the online system) but it just didn't work because we have completely...

Not bad, but it sounded like he had a frog in his throat. I think it took the edge off some of the vitriol (which there should have been more of, we don't come to him to tell us a game is good).

Wikipedia is not a source. In fact, no encyclopedia can really be considered a source since they are little more than a concise summary of a larger group of facts. If you cite Wikipedia, you're an idiot and deserve the "F" you will get. That said, I've been known to take whole paragraphs out...

Bahahaha, it's about time somebody came out and said it. Put Sonic out of his bloody misery already. Great review, I love it when he starts getting on a ranting roll because it stirs the same reaction I had when I first discovered ZP (read: laughing so hard my chest hurt). In other news...

Congrats to the Phillies, although I was hoping that the Rays would have been able to push the series to at least another game. Ah, well, they'll be back soon, while the Phillies will likely slip back into mediocrity next year (like my beloved Tigers sadly have). And the reason it's called...

I'll agree with that. Despite his reviews no longer being laugh-out-loud funny, they're still quite on point. Finally, somebody else who doesn't think that Hideo Kojima is the second coming of Shigero Miyamoto. I made an honest attempt to like Metal Gear Solid, I really did. The first one...