Recent content by DarkLight523

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    Unskippable: Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway

    Burail Detail... damn that's morbid. Then, again, I thought the same thing in the movie Red Dawn when the chick with the nose let herself get caught by the Russians while lying on a grenade. Amerikanski For The Win!
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    Should I play Knights of the Old Republic?

    Knights of the Old Republic had the better storyline. Knights of the Old Republic 2 was somewhat lacking in the storyline department, but had much better options for customizing weapons.
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    Poll: Worst X-Man ever...

    Jubilee is the most worthless. Initially, her only power is making sparks that can blind people or disrupt electronics temporarily. Then, she's completely worthless when she's de-powered. But this is all because of her power, not her choices. Cable and Bishop take the Biggest-A-Hole...
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    Yahtzee-Do you take him seriously?

    Since I use GameFly, I've rented several of the games that Yahtzee reviews. He always makes valid arguments (and he even admits to when he's just nit-picking). His style of incorporating insults into his critique makes it entertaining.
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    Youtube has cancer.

    I use GoogleChrome, too. It was just a joke. But apparently you prefer to resort to vulgarity rather than have a laugh. PostNote: Nice job editting what you posted. I especially like how you removed the word "douchebag" from it. Nice way to avoid being reported. And don't try denying...
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    Youtube has cancer.

    1. YouTube added that feature because the majority of people who tested it during the development liked it. 2. It's there website and you're visiting it, so you can pretty much toss your 'without consent' argument down the gutter. 3. If it's that much of an issue for you, just don't go to...
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    The worst world domination plan ever

    Step 1: Build a fallout shelter. Step 2: Provoke a nuclear holocaust. Step 3: Exit fallout shelter in 1,000 years with an army of clones to take over the Capital Wastelands... wait, what? Someone already tried that? How'd it turn out? Gary? Gary! GARY!!! (Snake? Snake?! SNAKE!!!)
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    Useless Superpowers - Whats yours?

    The power to attract very attractive women when I'm already in a committed relationship.
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    Poll: Should I meet him?

    You're in England, he's in Norway. Your respective nations are among the most mellow on the planet. Also, both of you are dudes, so just meet in public and don't go in his basement.
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    Any Bilingual Escapists here?

    English, First. Latin, Second. Portuguese, Second-and-a-quarter. Spanish, Second-and-a-half. Italian, Second-and-three-quarters. German, okay, that qualifies as third. French..., meh, okay that's fourth. Korean..., nice to know when pwning at StarCraft. Japanese, nice to know when Japan...
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    Poll: The Taste Of Water

    When you live in an arid county, with an average of 10" of rainfall annually, you'll take all the water you can get. And if you're really loaded, like that senator from my state who has more houses than he can remember (You know who I'm talking about), you can go out and buy some Dasani.
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    Songs you want played at your funerals/birthday

    Birthday: The battle victory song from Final Fantasy. Funeral: From the Wreckage (Mass Effect)
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    Poll: Pretty or Hot?

    More important than looks (fake or otherwise), is trust. Best advice I can give a 15-year old is don't go looking for girls you hardly know that are attractive to you. Go for girls that you know, that you enjoy being around, that you trust. Go out with friends, call it hanging out at first...
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    Boom! you wake up in your favourite game, what do you do?

    Let Old Snake sit this one out, take his OctoCamo suit, the Solid Eye, and an M-4 Custom and go about hunting Liquid Ocelot, saving Naomi, killing Vamp, saving Naomi from herself, convincing Otacon to go down that damned microwave hallway alone in the Mk. II, stopping the La-le-lu-le-lo... um, I...
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    North Korea threatens the US with a Nuclear War.

    I wonder what will happen when his 'Yes-Men' finally own up to the fact that all of his allies are fictional villains. Maybe he'll have another stroke.