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    BioWare Trims Mass Effect 3 Squad to Focus on Deeper Relationships

    It's not like it matters. You just KNOW that garrus, joker, wrex, and all girls except miranda are going to be shot in the face in the first hour for dramatic effect. There's no WAY bioware won't pull a joss wheadon on us here.
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    Worst anime you have ever watched

    Angel Blade. Awful, awful stuff.
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    What game should be re-made and why?

    The American version of FFX. That game would really benefit from just a do over of the voice acting and cut scenes.
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    What is the "Citizen Kane" of Video Games?

    Trying to find the "Citizen Kane" of video games is impossible, given the fact that video games are vastly more varied than films. You have platformers, JRPG's, sand box RPG's, puzzle games, adventure games, first person shooters, third person shooters, etc etc etc. Not to mention that video...
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    Those "I'm Fucked" moments.

    When I promised my girl friend's parents I'd have her home by midnight, only to wake up the next morning with my girlfriend laying next to me, knowing I'd have to take her back home 8 hours late.
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    Poll: If you could live in any Science Fiction Universe which one would it be?

    Fallout. Lets just kill everybody, kay?
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    BioWare Explains Why There's No Homosexuality in Mass Effect 2

    The real ballsy move to make is to have ONLY gay relationships in ME3. I mean, come on, if you can bump uglies from another species why would gender matter at all? I mean, shouldn't everyone get a piece of that fine angular ass on Garrus? Mmmmmmmm.
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    Gordon Freeman to Remain Mute

    The only reason he even has a name is because it'd be kind of weird if no one referred to him by his first name in that friendly manner. Kinda like how in mass effect, you have sex with someone and THEY STILL CALL YOU SHEPHERD. CALL ME BY MY FIRST back on topic, the whole point is to make you...
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    15yo forced her and her 7yo sister to be gangraped for cash

    I'd like to think that there was someone who noticed THE SEVEN YEAR OLD IN THE ROOM and left in disgust to tell the police.
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    I love horrendous 90's Graphics. Do you?

    I have a strange affinity for 90's graphics in games and movies. The fact that everyone was being so ambitious with pre-rendered 3d and trying to do outlandish things with it always looked cool to me, and I was very sad when people decided to try and make CGI photo-realistic. It's just fun to...
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    Nintendo Reveals New 3D Handheld

    great idea. Now motion control will be completely impossible because the screen has to stay relatively still to not give you a headache. AND you're finger/stylus will fuck up the 3d effect completely. AND this method of 3D will make the price go even higher out of my price range. Thanks...
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    McDonald's Training Employees With Nintendo

    "I'm sorry, but your cheeseburger is in another castle."
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    Agent Smith in Talks to Play Red Skull in Captain America Movie

    "Miiister Ameeerica. Welcome back! We missed you..."
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    Transformers: War for Cybertron Set Before Optimus Was Prime

    Does Orson Welles' planet eating anus of doom make an appearance?
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    totaly under rated games

    Super Mario Sunshine. People like to hate on it so much, but it really wasn't THAT bad. I mean, okay, it's not the BEST mario game, but it's far from being the worst.