Recent content by -Datura-

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    Bethesda Teases Impending DOOM Gameplay Reveal

    ...he says, spending his Saturday talking shit on a message board. Achtung baby, It Crowd in tha house!
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    Bethesda Teases Impending DOOM Gameplay Reveal

    I dunno about your agenda, but you're certainly a narcissist. I get no pleasure from modern fighting games, certainly not enough to learn the ridiculous combos required to be 'competitive'. But what sense would it make for me to make grand declarations about Street Fighter or Tekken being...
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    Poll: When did you first get into video games?

    Born early 80's, lived my first 10 years in one of the more 'ghetto' corners of Europe. Didn't have jack to do but go to school or be an arcade barnacle. Arcades were my respite from that commie wonderland. Arcades were my church. Once we made the move to Germany, I finally discovered Mega...
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    Bethesda Teases Impending DOOM Gameplay Reveal

    Like how Copolla should've stayed away from "Heart Of Darkness"? James Cameron shouldn't have done "Aliens"? Sequels can't do anything rite, amirite? I heard the new Doom will be less Doom3 and moar Brutal Doom. If thats true, that would certainly be a step in the right direction IMO...
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    Black Mesa Website Starts Mysterious Countdown

    Little ***** Bindal is raggin 'coz the Black Mesa team didnt send hookers and blow to his house.
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    Black Mesa Cascades Into Steam Early Access

    Oh shut the fuck up, dickhead, why dont YOU fucking try rebuilding a AAA game in the latest engine FOR FREE? It didnt take them 10 years because they were on RedTube jerkin' in, it took 10 years because it was A LOT OF FUCKING WORK. And now you and that fuckwit are gonna clutch your wallets...
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    Black Mesa Cascades Into Steam Early Access

    Yeah, feel free to stomp around whining like a ***** that you're not getting ANOTHER triple-A grade product for free. Also, feel free to eat a mile of dick while you're at it.
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    Titanfall's Season Pass is Now Completely Free!

    Yeah, what a ripjob. You only got, like, 12 months head start on most people. Would you rather play with nobody?
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    AC4: Black Flag at 63% Off, Borderlands 2 Hits $5 Mark

    No kiddin'. I was all hyped for that BL2 deal, but NewEgg will only deal with US credit cards. For a goddamn Steam key. SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!
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    I'm beginning to hate Valve.

    A goddamn kindergartner could read between the lines of that video! See THIS is why we "fanbois" have no patience with the likes of you -- nothing's ever good enough. You get what you ask for and you just keep on whinging.
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    I'm beginning to hate Valve.

    What, like this [http://youtu.be/0d6yBHDvKUw]? Of course they're working on *something*. But the HL brand isn't just about continuing plot threads anymore, these games are famous for being quantum leaps ahead of the status quo. Making that happen was toil before, and it will take more toil...
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    I'm beginning to hate Valve.

    *****, please. CS:GO and CoD have nothing to do with each other, save some superfical aesthetic similarities. Furthermoar, CS:S has the about the same number of fanbois as does CS 1.6. Which is The One True CS, and does anyone care?
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    The Time I Was a Madman in Half-Life 2

    Mediocre, yes -- ten years later, after most of the industry caught up to bar which HL2 launched into orbit. YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!
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    First Time a Game 'Wowed' You

    Getting a SNES was the best motherfucking birthday ever. Before that, I saved up for a Game Boy literally cent by bloody cent. Before that, still trapped in our corner of the third world, so poor we didnt even have a word for "gamer", me only barely aware of the existence of personal...
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    Syndicate Review

    BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA