Recent content by dead.juice

No, no more. http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/masonry/000/211/401/burnsu.jpg?1322873514 He, and Jackie Chan, and all of them know martial arts, i.e. they follow a discipline. Of kicking ass. Of course they don't hit like pussies.

It's the FPS I always wanted... Pure, simple carnage. Where have you been all my life, Serious Sam... IT'S ON THE PS3, YES! I'm so gonna try this out.

I havn't told my parents yet... I'm a gay porn star. I'm too scared to tell them...

I really didn't like Metal Gear Solid after Metal Gear Solid 2, story-wise. Metal Gear Solid 3, Metal Gear Solid Portable Ops, Peacewalker, and even MGS4 just got too fantastic and anime-ish. Not that I didn't have hours of fun and so many cool moments playing them. (MGS4 online was a...

I play on the PS3, and I've noticed something similar. If I'm zooming in and trying to shoot somebody far away (the point where they count as "pop-up" and they have almost no texture/polygons), as soon as the arrow gets close, no matter if their alerted or not, they'll slide sideways and avoid...

I apologize, I didn't mean that in a racist way. Not all Asians hit like pussies. But Asians aren't all fat-asses like Americans, so they don't have as much weight to throw around. (^=^')

You need to be immersed in a story to believe it, and if you believe it (not for real, but while your reading/watching something), it can affect your emotions. I'm sorry if that sounded really faggy, but explaining something like that is like trying to explain love to a robot; part of you...

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/masonry/000/115/702/128978689697120110725-22047-1urgw2g.png?1318992465 Owned.

If I'm not watching a ZP video every hour, it's probably because I'm dead.

Happy Birthday! http://i1107.photobucket.com/albums/h381/deadjuice/happybirthday.jpg?t=1323720439 Enjoy.

When I was playing Skyrim and killing Thalmor, no human beings got hurt. Just monsters...

Then...there is hope yet.

^ This is excellent stuff.

You had me there. I was like "dammit, I knew that would come back to haunt me!" I was gonna mention for the SA goons, but tonight, you win the award. I bow before thee, Trollmaster!