Recent content by deehadley

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    Poll: There is one thing the Escapist community has not answered...

    I can't believe there wasn't an option for "I don't understand the question", had to read the responses to work it out.
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    The stupidest thing you've done.

    I tattooed I Love U on my dick, although if this was the most awesome thing you've ever done thread I would have said the same.
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    Best game ever made.

    No one has mentioned Hunter which means that no one has answered the question correctly and I win! Released on the Amiga in 1991 it was a sand box game, in 3D and had some pretty special AI, every time you played it was different game. I have many fond memories of driving over cows in tanks...
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    So what is the advantage of a console?

    The biggest thing for me is the ability to rent games, I can't afford to buy all the games I want to play (I have to save for months to buy a game) but for £5.99 a month I can have a 360 game for as long as I want, send it back and get the next one. This way you also have no issues with...
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    Poll: Do you believe in ghosts?

    Why is it that only people wearing Victorian clothing come back as ghosts? There was an estimate made in 1995 that there have been 106 billion humans since our evolution, where the hell are all the ghosts hiding, the world should be packed with ghosts, and that's only humans, where are all...
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    Give an advise you wished you learned earlier in life

    1. Duck! (I have two scars that could have been avoided with that simple advice) 2. Exam results don't matter, you'll need the friends you made in school a lot more than anything else 3. Start getting tattooed earlier 4. Start a taxidermy collection earlier 5. When you watch "2 girls 1 cup"...
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    Do you have strange eating habits?

    My 2 year old daughter does this at the moment, she uses cutlery for almost everything but peas are one at a time using fingers. I have the fork in my right hand with the knife in the left, I've always laid the table this way so everyone else has to swap their's over. I still insist my way...
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    When do you become an adult?

    As soon as you see a penis drawn (be it graffiti, condensation on a bus, in snow etc) and don't smile you are an adult, thus, I will never be considered adult.
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    What's the deal with bacon?

    I can, just make sure you warm the peanut butter first or it isn't as good, my recommended serving would be in a sandwich.
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    After nearly three decades.... I realized something today.

    Fight Club had no... hold on I haven't thought this through.
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    Poll: Do you regret your first tattoo?

    I don't regret my first tattoo, but I do regret the 2nd, 3rd and 6th ones, but from 7 to 31 it's all good, once I run out of skin I'll think about covering the aforementioned regrets.
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    Children, why do some hate them so mutch?

    I'm yet to see an argument on here that is only a trait for children, I have meet loud, rude, smelly adults who are a drain on the economy and a nightmare to be near in public.
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    You know you're a Nerd when.......

    When you have Drake's Equation tattooed down your arm: N = R* x fp x ne x fl x fi x fc x L (but not enough of a nerd to know how to make it look good on internet forums) or a diagram of evolution across your stomach.
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    Stupidest reason you've ever been insulted

    I once got insulted for where I was. I was waiting for a bus in the village (Chandlers Ford) I grew up in and some chav walked past and said "you're a dick for being in Chandlers Ford" and carried on walking. I still have no idea where he thought he was, but he was definately right next...
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    I just invented the world's greatest dish.

    I am so god damn hungry. I would like to throw into the mix: The bacon and peanut butter sandwich. Fry bacon as normal, towards the end coat in peanut butter to warm it through, stick it in bread and stick the sandwich in your mouth. It's always best to have an ambulance on standby.