Recent content by DiamondJack

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    Worst Place to take your girlfriend for a date

    If she's a white supremist a "KKK rally" may be a good idea in a sick sort of way. How about taking a black girl friend to a Klan rally. Now that has to be a worst case cenario, for the both of you...ha
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    Unforgotten Realms: Episode 28: Mr. Five Dollars

    The barbs against the fans aren't funny anymore Rob, it's burgeoning on smug sarcasm. They extract the audience from suspension of disbelief (I've never personaly appreciated characters that break the 4th wall). Seriously though, save yourself the headache medication (and a future aneurism)...
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    Favorite Fighting Style(s)

    I thought Ryu and Ken praticed Shotaken. At least that used to be the official cannon back in the days of Street F ighter 2.
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    Favorite Fighting Style(s)

    The only "cowardly" fighting is to pick fight with people weaker then you. If you're fighting it should be to defend a friends well being or your own. I can and will knee a man in the balls and have. I will allso kick the knee cap and punch for the throat, I will not play around with when my...
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    Favorite Fighting Style(s)

    There are four basic situation (positions) in a real fight; distance (roughly 2 1/2 to three feet), close (roughly within a half a foot to 2 feet), O range (grappling), and ground fighting. No single style covers all these bases sufficiently. No single style is the ultimate style. Many...
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    Unforgotten Realms: Episode 20: Shaquille O'Heal

    You realy should see 300 . It's filled with loads of awesome stabbing, slow-motionness & kickassery. It's the only good Frank millar movie. Oh and don't see Spectre (or whatever the hell it's called) it's cheesey garbage.
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    Zero Punctuation: Gears of War 2

    I would have to imagine they were baned for posting pointless twadle. The kinde of genaric comments that are only intended to usurp the coveted "first one to post" award. Who wants to read retarded statements like "loved it", "great", & "watched it". Good for you trained monkeys, but why did you...
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    Unforgotten Realms: Episode 16: Look Out It's A Dragon

    Like 3 retarded guys were confused about schmoopy's costume and the other 100 plus weren't. That doesn't count all the people who don't bother leaving coments because it's obviously a waste of time.
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    Your favorite weapon combinations!

    CQC baby, all the way. Give me a combat knife and a silenced pistol or tranqualizer gun. I don't need to recreate 3 mile island; I just want a precision tool to take out my targets. Hands on is way more fun guys.
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    A Man's Game?

    Honestly every single male I know (every one of my friends and major accuantances) that plays Tomb Raider plays it for the game play. The fact she's attractive is a nice bonous, after all who doesn't like looking at an attractive member of the opposite sex? Why do you think the first Tomb raider...
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    A Man's Game?

    I'm going to be brutally honest with this one. Games are about wish fulfillment. Do you wish you were an average slob who chokes in the face of danger? Do want to play a character with a six back, or one that can drink a six pack? Do you want to be a magnet to the opposite sex, a perfect...
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    Zero Punctuation: Soul Calibur IV

    great idea-if you like fighting games with eight moves, (roles eyes). Why should we all suffer because you don't posses basic motor skills?
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    Zero Punctuation: Soul Calibur IV

    Stop sucking then, it's that simple. Besides we're assholes not ass-wipes. Assholes shit on ass-wipes. Ass-wipes just take our shit weather they like it or not. I just shat on your comment, so what does that make you ;) Sorry couldn't resist.
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    Zero Punctuation: Soul Calibur IV

    Yahtzee misses the point; fighting games are about playing against your friends first and foremost. They always have been, and allways will be party games. If your looking for a coherant story in any fighting game I seriously question your perceptive ability. Everybody knows the script for these...
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    Review: Metal Gear Solid 4

    I felt the story for metal gear 4 was asinine, convoluted sophomoric and prattling. If you trimmed the fat there would be a great story burred deep beneath the lard. It's a very modern approach to Japanese videogame storytelling. Beat the player viciously over the head with pragmatic boring...