Recent content by Dok Zombie

Fuck you! I made this thread four years ago, haven't posted in two and finally broke my "never reach 1000 comments" promise just to point it out. http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.193427-Going-out-in-a-blaze-of-glory?page=1 You've ruined Christmas.

Boy, I sure love me some videogame news! This site is getting as bad as Kotaku.

I thought his surname was spelled "Funnie".

I love that he touched on this extended childhood/arrested development issue that is becoming so prevalent for people in their 20s and 30s right now, and I don't know where he found the picture of the graduate, lying in bed in his parent's house, but it perfectly sums up the life so many people...

Calling bullshit on this one, Killing Joke isn't even the best Joker story, let alone better than Watchmen. (For the record, the best Joker story is Lovers And Madmen, which has my second favourite scene* in any Batman comic, that perfectly sums up the Batman/Joker relationship). I met Alan...

Not at all, I often wait for games to be cheaper/pre-owned. What pissed me off was the fact that a lack of multiplayer somehow downgrades the game in this guys opinion. It's comments like his that make developers think they have to shoehorn multiplayer into titles that don't need it, to the...

5th comment down, some spastic with a Gears Of War avatar: "No multiplayer? Guess will be picking it up used." THIS LITTLE TURD IS THE CAUSE OF EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH THE VIDEOGAME INDUSTRY RIGHT NOW. /allofmyrageandcaps

The exact same thing happened on Alan Titchmarsh's daytime chat show. The game's industry bod (who's name I forget) was essentially shouted down and booed by an audience and panel of "experts" who had already made up their mind before the debate started. The guy remained calm and reserved...

I love Escape To The Movies, but if there's one complaint I have it's that Bob seems to hide behind the Spoiler Warning tag far too often. Movie reviews are supposed to do just that, review movies and allow a prospective audience decide whether or not it's worth their money. But throwing...

Really starting to like this bloke, although couldn't help but notice there was no mention of the The Escapist's Publisher's Club. Afraid to bite the hand that feeds, Jim?

Thor was the one pre-Avengers movie I was worried wouldn't work. A combination of not being all that well known amongst non-comic geeks and being fairly impossible to do in the seemingly obligatory "gritty realism" that they seem to be gunning for these days, I was fairly sure it would be pretty...

How did I know this would turn into an "I played more of the old old shit than you" dick swinging contest.

FUCKING THIS. Normally I don't get too ranty on The Escapist, but since I barely ever post here anymore I don't give a fuck if this ends in a flamewar. It feels to me like we've watched videogaming grow up as a medium and almost reach it's zenith, before being snatched up at the last...

So basically what's happening is Capcom collectively shat themselves when they realised none of the original fans liked Resi 5, so now rather than make it up to legions of beleaguered and disappointed fans, they're taking the easy way out and repackaging the whole franchise into another bland...

1g0tp1nk8c1db00ts0n Come on, I know at least one of you knows where it's from.