Recent content by Doktor Merkwurdigliebe

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    Teenage PlayStation Hacker Sentenced

    Oh snap, the FBI is here, they want to take away my anime figurines collection. I WILL FIGHT THEM WITH MY SLAYER SWORD I GOT FROM THE LAST GOLDEN DEAMON. FOR THE MIDDLE-EARTH. I approve of this kid, it's not like SOCOM was a good game anyway. Good that he was a juvenile, or he would get some...
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    Duke Nukem Forever actually dead?

    Always bet on Duke.
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    Cub Scouts Award Pins and Loops for Mad Gamer Skills

    Now, my young scouts, THAT is what your troop master calls a fucking horrible idea. I used to be a boy scout, then a rover for a good couple of years, it was amazing fun. I was even offered a to be a guide, but looks like it was a good time to get too old for this. Damn, scouting is all about...
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    These Pokemon Were Designed by H.P. Lovecraft

    I find them more interesting this way.
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    Moving to another country

    I'd go with the crowd and say Canada. I have already moved to UK for the period of my studies, but I was planning to move again once I'll grab some work experience. Then, maybe Canada, or US. Make sure you're swimming in cash/have a serious job already booked though, because you'll run out of...
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    Question of the Day, April 25, 2010

    So where's "No"?
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    The Escapist Presents: Breach

    Ehhh as much as I love the Close Combat series, I don't trust this new FPS. It looks mediocre right now(hopefully it'll improve), sounds bad(hopefully it'll improve), and the destruction system will have a lot of hard time since Bad Company 2 have been released. I'm not sure if it's even in the...
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    more then 80 polish officals dead (breaking news)

    Too bad that I'm already here. Since I'm probably the only polish person in this thread, let's make some things clear: Poland is eventually going to profit after our president died. Sorry for this quite an agressive oppinion, but he, and a couple of more people on board of that plane...
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    Zero Punctuation: Battlefield: Bad Company 2

    Actually I wanted to hear a couple of words about multiplayer, since for a lot of folk out there it's the only reason to buy this game.
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    Question of the Day, March 22, 2010

    Dayum that's a hard one. Each one of them has it's own merits. I'll pick TF2. I feel kinda sad that so few voted the original Half Life. Overshadowed by it's successors it feels almost like it's...forgotten. I also find it damn silly that again barely anyone votes Counter Strike, a mod that's...
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    Lack of Twilight Game Has Cost Industry Millions

    If it were an MMORPG, I would play the shit out of this game. It would be like the best christmas gift ever. So many potential trolling victims. So many unexpecting, ignorant fangirls, unaware of the hard world of multiplayer gaming. So many disgusting things could've been done to turn their...
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    Lucasfilm Working on Star Wars Cartoon for Preschoolers

    So that's why the Mayan calendar ends in this year. Basically, he takes the characters everyone likes, and replaces them with Ewoks. Those unfavourable become Gungans. Everyone will be strapped to chairs and forced to watch it Clockwork Orange-style with Episode's 2 Love Theme playing in the...
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    What Are They Hiding at Lucasarts?

    Apparently they forgot to brainwash the journalists afterwards.
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    Yay! Let's bastardize an entire culture!

    I wonder if people who celebrate this day actually know who St.Patrick was. I'm not English, but I study here, and in my oppinion the only reason why this celebration exists is to . By the way, if my culture was shown in the mainstream as a loony redhaired midget dressed in green, I would be...