Recent content by DontBotherNone

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    Zero Punctuation: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D

    Those crazy fans of Goldeneye are absolutely silly to hold the game in such high regard today when it's not even the best FPS on the N64. Perfect Dark was and always will be the better of the two games. Nostalgia is a dangerous thing.
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    Zero Punctuation: Alice: Madness Returns

    "Mad returns" + the laugh + the look of satisfaction on facsimile Yahtzee's face was brilliant.
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    310: Green Barrels Don't Explode

    I believe I remember reading this the first time around. Interestingly, the topic of "game logic" versus real life logic came up in a discussion I was having with some friends a couple of days ago. We were talking about the Metal Gear Solid 4 fight against Vamp where you can't win unless you...
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    Extra Punctuation: Action Is Not Finisher Porn

    Fantastic assessment. As for the X-Ray moves, I knew they would get boring the first instant they were revealed. I disliked them immediately because they broke the aesthetic of the game, however. They just didn't look good. If a game wants to be based around combat - like most games do -...