Recent content by Dorian

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    Why aren't their any FPS's in the industrial period?

    Because Reloading: Longer, Harder, More Annoying Than Ever makes for a shitty game title. Really, that'd be 60% of the gameplay right there. Reloading. No possible way to get around it believably. So either you're bored to death from watching a scripted event for 30 seconds after about 5...
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    Girlfriends! (or significant others) How do they take to gaming?

    He needs to play more of them. Really ought to get around to installing L4D2 on his new laptop so we can play with each other. THANK YOU, LORD INGLIP
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    Forgetting what you're playing

    Portal 2 came out a few weeks ago. Shortly after I had thrashed all of the single player achievements out of it, I decided to continue tackling the Lambda Locator achievement in Half Life 2. Let's just say it didn't end well.....
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    Poll: Do you think there should be a portal 3?

    Portal 2 ended with everyone in terrificly bittersweet situations. Everyone has what the want without what they want. So the only real loose ends that can be tied up will more than likely be filled in with Episode 3 and the co-op mode DLC that's coming this summerETA prone to Valve time, so a...
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    New Vegas: Off the beaten path

    Gee, thanks for ruining the damn surprise.
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    New Vegas: Off the beaten path

    If you want to have fun, look somewhere in the mid-south area. There's a cave in the hills in between Novac and Ranger Station Charlie (I think that's what it's called..... the one you pass after Nipton, anyways). It ought to be called Deathwind Caverns if I remember right. There's fun stuff...
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    Something cool you know.

    No matter what you do or where you go in the entire world, you will be attracted to this sexy boy right here. Gravitationally speaking, at least ¬__¬
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    Poll: Your favourite Portal 2 character (spoilers)

    Wheatley gets a close second for this little gem: "Like a brain-damaged fox, you are." Or something like that. I KNOW it was a brain-damaged fox alluding to Chell's 'cleverness' though.
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    Nyan Cat Challenge

    I have two of these open in different tabs right now. Completely different locations in their sequence. Do I win?
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    If you could put two portals anywhere?

    Whoops, someone forgot to read, there goes the smartass comment.
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    If you could put two portals anywhere?

    Most likely on the moon and a specially constructed location. Place a big, heavy block/door/wall type thing over the Earth portal, hook it up to a heavy-duty mechanical arm, and set airlocks in the room. Long story short, now we don't have to deal with the Earth's much bitchy gravitational...
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    Poll: The best new tool in Portal 2?

    I'm rather fond of the Excursion Funnel. It's like a Hardlight Bridge, except it can move shit around too. And instead of setting your hair on fire, it fills your lungs with asbestos! The Thermal Discouragement Beam was fun, but it could get.... messy if you don't line everything up right...
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    You have just woken up in your favorite "universe"

    Oh fuck. How much I'm gonna be shafted over an unpolished wooden table is going to depend entirely on when I pop up. PLEASE be the 2300's+.... Suppose the 1900's would be good. Up until sample GG-3883 gets delivered to Mr. Vance, at least.
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    So, I made a Portal Picture

    Pretty good for just a pencil sketch. You forgot his scuffed up casing and the cracked lens though.
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    Question for all High School Students?

    The blocker shows categories as to why the page is blocked when it happens. This example: Porn, Pornography, [third unrelated term that was completely unrelated to the other two that I forget]. Pretty safe to say it's because someone said porn once or twice on the first page.