Recent content by Dr Gonzo

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    Effective PVP builds in Dark Souls?

    I'm having troubles with my sorcery build in Dark Souls with PVP (i.e. constantly being raped and pillaged). Has anyone got any tips for effective PVP builds/strategies?
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    Dark Souls is Crack

    This thread may have well & truly died, but I have to say that I too have this strange addiction to Dark souls. I can say that I may never have been more addicted to a video game. The only problem is that after finishing it, all I can do now is attempt the PVP side of things which I find much...
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    Dark Souls rage/ rant thread

    I always end up getting stabbed in the back because of stupid fkn LAG in pvp! SOLUTION: PATCH BACKSTABBING OUT OF PVP!!!!!
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    What if you were the last person on Earth?

    What if you were so bored with your life that you had to post clichéd questions that you somehow seem to think are deep and philosophical?
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    Vin Diesel Pay Cut Could Kick-Start R-Rated Riddick Sequel

    This dick seems to be speaking for everyone when he says the second one was bad. People like that annoy me intensely. There are some of us who enjoyed it...
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    AC Brotherhood ending and The Truth. Theories anyone? *SPOILER ALERT*

    Hi all! I just finished AC Brotherhood and my head is swimming with possibilities for future plot details. Is subject 16 actually Desmond's son? Is his son also in a future where the Templars have beaten the assassins and created a dystopian, Orwellian nightmare? Is he himself...
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    Poll: Does Yahtzee affect your game purchases?

    Fuck no! He hates every game ever created except Silent Hill 2. I could probably get better gaming purchase advice from Adolf Hitler..
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    Columnist Deems Enslaved Racially Insensitive

    Ha ha! What a joke. This guy has no imagination. If you really want to over analyse the "undertones" of this game it's probably more to do with BDSM than anything else. Keep a lookout for a Trip dominatrix outfit DLC coming soon kids!!
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    Poll: Are you Homophobic??

    No, I am equal opportunity prejudiced, I think everyone?s a ****..
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    What games do you flat-out suck at?

    Strategy games. It is a sad testimony to my ineptness at multitasking:(
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    Halo Reach Continuity (Spoiler Alert)

    Thanks Neverhoodian, it makes sense. Youré pretty clued up :)
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    Halo Reach Continuity (Spoiler Alert)

    I have just completed Halo Reach & am slightly confused as to how Bungie could have left such a large plot hole in their story. In Halo, how is Cortana so familiar with the Master Chief if she was only brought on board the Pillar of Autumn mere hours before? If she is forerunner tech, why does...
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    How do i get friends?

    High school was shit for me too mate. A lot of high school kids are a bunch of cunts. Try watching that old movie "Pump up the Volume". Once you've watched it you will realise you are not alone with the problem of not being able to fit in.
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    How do i get friends?

    Problems are relative to your situation mate. Don't make quick judgements on how you think certain situations make people feel just because you think you've had it tough.
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    first fps youve ever played

    Something called "Operation Wolf" on the ZX Spectrum about 1000 years ago. God I'm an old geezer...