Recent content by Dr Killpatient

It's 95% of manbaby tantrum and 5% review. At least he's consistent, when it comes to movies like this. Defend the movie? Are you trying to be funny? It'a a critical and financial success - 87% at RT, 260 000 000+ worldwide at boxofficemojo. What's there to defend? JJ Abrams made a...

Anakin Skywalker and Pandamama (or whatever the F she was). There you go.

I know that having different intro music probably raised all kinds of copyright issues for Escapist, but could you possibly change the Ian Dorsch's... I don't know... it's definitely not music, more like incoherent racket piercing your ears. The guy should have his nuts barbecued while he is...

Don't flatter yourself. I'm not singling YOU out as the only one. There seems to be a whole new generation of people incapable of thinking for themselves. That somehow for them movies should require no mental effort and a movie director should sit there and spoon-feed them every tiny little...

Yes, it is. But not for the reasons Bob presents here. The movie implies quite clearly that the machines are running short on droids. Victoria asks Tet multiple times to replace broken droids, and Tet tells her that they cannot afford to do that and they have to make do with what they have...

Did you even watch the review? Bob just called Bad Boys 2 Bay's "masterpiece". If this was Looney Tunes my jaw would have smashed through the floor. Nevermind The Rock (which is obviously his best), I would rather watch Armageddon 10 times in a row, than 10 minutes of either Bad Boys movie...

Where is all this hate coming from? Did Bob like Moon or did he hate it as well? I mean, why is Sam maintaining the harvesters on Moon more believable than Jack maintaining the harvesters on Earth? As far as I'm concerned, those movies have the same premise. "...having a few...

Calling The Cave an adventure game seems like a missed opportunity by Yahtzee for some humor directed at Ron Gilbert and Double Fine. To clarify, The Cave is NOT an adventure game, but rather it is a straight up platformer. I would've actually liked to hear what adventure game elements did...

Funny. I haven't read a rambling post like that since I was at starwars.com forums when the LotR movies came out 10 years ago. It's always funny to watch some Star Wars fan (which you seem to be with your Han "example") trying to wrap his mind around Tolkien's lore. If you're not a Star Wars...

Yes, I would, if I was a fan of zombie games/movies/books. I would totally buy it. The thing is that Dead Island was to me mildly entertaining experience, and one that I'm not that much interested in revisiting again. But if I was a zombie fan and had really enjoyed the game, I wouldn't mind...

The movie is awesome. I don't really understand the critics who don't like it. While I agree that this is no Fellowship, I have no problem saying that this is actually better than Fellowship. Why? I'll tell you. Now both movies are similarly built. One might say that they are almost like...

"The issue of the media promoting grotesquely unrealistic body standards for women is a problem, because those standards are still actively used against women all the time." Bull$#it! And that's also what I was screaming at my screen when I heard this. When it comes to Bob and Anita I...

Can we really take a word of someone who has a symbol of Bhaal from Baldur's Gate as his avatar?? Blasphemy! . . . . . . . ...eh, just kidding. I always found Diablo to be bare-bones RPG-lite, panders to the ADD-growd, all-flash-and-no-substance computer game. Good to see that after...

Yeah, I got one. How about RACIST SEGREGATION POLITICS in the United States?? These men fought for USA but when the fighting was over they went back to society of separate drinking fountains, driving at the back of the bus, Jim Crow laws, and working for a minimum wage. But of course...

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