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    Strong Female Protagonist Hits Shelves with Distribution Deal

    This is totally awesome. Strong Female Protagonist is one of those comics that when I read it, I though "This writing is TOO DAMN GOOD.Who the heck are these people?" Nothing but goodwill for the creators.
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    Carnage Shows a Change of Character in Marvel's Axis Event

    Even if they can't empathize with people doesn't mean they can't recognize that they have a problem. Plenty of Sociopaths live healthy normal lives because they train themselves enough to mimic and copy emotional connections. Carnage seems to want to do that, but he is very likely brain...
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    Carnage Shows a Change of Character in Marvel's Axis Event

    This is awesome. Carnage has always been one of those characters that I have been a fan of, but I can admit the possibilities for stories with him are rather limited. He can't plan, he can't empathize, he has no personal connection to any real Marvel characters (bessides venom, but even that...
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    Fox: Deadpool Movie Coming February 2016

    Hopefully they can get a good director and writer, someone who is willing to cut the fat off of Deadpool and still make an interesting story. Deadpool can be done wrong in different ways than what happened in Origins; he can't all be jokes and murder, that works for short stories in comic...
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    The Big Picture: Everything Means Something

    Even over analysis of fiction and fantasy has its place; applying meaning to something the author or creator clearly didn't intend can have some wonderful effects on the "meaning" in the first place. I'm reminded of the book the "Tao of Pooh" (something I've read excerpts from but only...
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    WB/DC Plans Live-Action Teen Titans TV Series

    Oh HELL yeah! I WILL TAKE IT! I don't care if the casting is terrible, or the storyline is way too cheesy or if the superpowers are inconsistent... I WILL TAKE IT. As long as there is SOME kind of drama I will be happy.
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    What characters have been RUINED by sequels? SPOILERS

    Sometimes a game comes out that has a character that you can't wait to see in the sequel. ANd then you see them in the sequel and... its clear the developers had no idea about to do with the character and effectivelly destroyed their appeal. THe character that prompted me to start this...
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    Dragon Fin Soup Empowers Women, Alcoholics

    Ah sweet, a drunken fantasy character. Now that is a premise I can get behind. Got a very Lara Craft kind of empowerment thing going on. I dig it.
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    The Rock is Black Adam

    The Rock has the least threatening face I have ever seen. Its so hard for me to take him seriously as a villain, even when he is thicker than a redwood. Its that dazzling white smile and those big eyes and a face that looks like it just had a spa treatment. I understand wanting to play...
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    Rumor: Warner Bros. Imposes "No Jokes" Rule On DC Comics Movies

    Dude, don't Lump every single gamer with Anti Zoe Quinn people just to make it seem like Faraci has a beef with everyone. He obviously was talking about the jackasses slut shaming Zoe over what barely counts as something interesting. The comment was tasteless, but the endless spewing of bile...
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    Donald Glover to Become (Animated) Spider-Man

    Dammit, this show hits so many right buttons with great cameos and fan baiting, but Peter Parker is such an unlikable douchebag that just hearing him speak makes me grit my teeth. He's Ferris Bueller without the charm and I already think Ferris is an asshole. This is the animated series that...
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    Marvel "Moving Forward" on The Inhumans Movie

    I find this news to be oddly non exciting. Its another bullshit way of avoiding a way to make another female Superhero movie. The characters don't seem that interesting; LockJaw seems like Marvels lazy attempt to bring another Rocket Raccoon character into the mix. I am so sick of white...
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    Ninja Turtles: The Next (And No Longer The Worst) Mutation

    Huh, its funny, this series was actually the first to introduce me to the ninja turtles. As a little kid I remember really liking the show, but even then, I recognized a lot of it as crap. I loved parts of the show, but I could always tell it was made on a zero budget and that the lack of...
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    SDCC 2014: Marvel Debuts Avengers: Age of Ultron Footage

    THis was by far the only really intersting thing about the panel. There was barely any meat to chew for me to get Excited about Antman, and I need to actually see Guardians of the Galaxy 1 before I get psyched for a sequel. Broken Captain America shield huh? How many times has that ever...
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    Ubisoft CEO Says Company Will Work to Extend Diversity

    This response was probably the best they could do. The game is already eighty percent finished, it would take way to much time and effort at this point to change it and not have to change all the promotional material that they planned to release the next coming months. That shit cost them...