Recent content by El Portero

I think what this means is TES6 is currently being worked on by a skeleton crew headed by Todd Howard (who is presumably there to make early creative decisions). The project won't get the whole studio working on it until they're ready to begin mass producing assets and writing quests.

It's gonna be Ana Amari AKA Sombra AKA Pharah's mom.

Holy cow. I thought the U.S. cover was ill-conceived. Now I know it was actually an improvement. How do you look at the U.K. cover and not immediately think, he's about to get gibbed by a train.

*Overproduced news corp graphics and sound bite* This just in! The status quo has not changed. We now return to your regularly scheduled programming.

I think I'm the only person in the world who loves everything about Bo Rai Cho. So glad they're bringing him back. Can't wait to burn Leatherface to death with my flatulence.

In other news, digital copies of Fallout 4 were confirmed to have graphics settings, keyboard support, and a desktop icon.

Remember when trailers didn't need trailers? Me neither. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKeAAdjZYAs

Frankly, Steve Buscemi should play every role -- for everything.

Nintendo: "Hey! Remember when these Mario titles were a thing? Me: "Why yes, I do remember Mario. It's really hard to be nostalgic for a franchise you never stopped making games for.

Meanwhile, Overkill is adding an obese chain smoking trailer trash character to Payday 2. Great body diversity there, Blizzard. But seriously, I like Zarya's design.

This one is used ad nauseam in American politics, "Jamming it down our throats." Not only does it conjure disturbing imagery, but it's always applied hyperbolically and only serves to regress the dialogue. Also, can everyone agree to stop saying literally? You don't know how it's used so...

I think Andrea's necklace is trying to tell me something. In all seriousness, these games are boring as hell, even without pay-to-win mechanics.

Methinks this joke is as old as dirt, but still funny. Reminds me of a comic I have cut out and tacked to my cork board. http://www.foxtrot.com/2010/02/02072010/

I have to give props for the Clone High reference.

My prediction: Wednesday they announce the steambox. [0 ] Friday they announce the new source engine and possibly hl3. 0+0